Shane

[Shane @Shane_Hausler]

@funder Does anyone else acknowledge that COVID is a political move? The test results are not accurate. I know folks who have gotten a call that they tested positive that were never tested for CV. Most bikers like most people, are good people. I’m tired of this. I am deleting Twitter.

[Shane @Shane_Hausler]

@JBONAMASSA @CriteriaMiami I do that about once a week......except it’s a cheap bottle of Cabernet and there’s no jet.......but the bucket of chicken is there

[Shane @Shane_Hausler]

@gibsonguitar Did anybody say Lenny Kravitz or Gary Clark Jr?

[Shane @Shane_Hausler]

@foofighters Thank you, Dave

[Shane @Shane_Hausler]

Cheeseburger in quarantine.........Sounds like a song I’ve heard before #JimmyBuffett #possumkingdomlake #boondocks #cheesburgerinparadice

[Shane @Shane_Hausler]

@BCLions @VancityReynolds @Nickelback @ShaniaTwain @RachelAMcAdams @CFL Do you get the entire Nickelback band or just Chad?

[Hawkeye @HawkeyeOnAir]

Hilarious way to obtain the opinions of delivery personnel.

[Shane @Shane_Hausler]

@realDonaldTrump Ladies and gentlemen, this is the time to come together to help one another. I get it......it’s easy to Coach when you’re sitting in the stands. We can’t change what happened yesterday or 2 months ago. We need to learn from every mistake and make good decisions going forward.

[Shane @Shane_Hausler]

@theconnectedk I’ll bring the paint

[Shane @Shane_Hausler]

I’m not sure if I’m a little nauseous because I’m coming down with the CV, or if it’s because I’m making use of the stock pile in my pantry and just ate a can of beans that was “Best by October 2015” #CoronavirusJokes #COVID19 #AmericaStrong

[Shane @Shane_Hausler]

If this Coronavirus thing keeps up and everyone is scared to go into public, prices might come down and I may be able to afford going to a Cowboys game.

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

This is extraordinary

The Crown Prince of Dubai @HamdanMohammed just posted this video: "A major milestone in the quest to achieve 100% autonomous human flight."

The milestone is about speed (and perhaps altitude)

This isn't your ordinary jetpack...watch the whole clip

[Shane @Shane_Hausler]

@HawkeyeOnAir Yeah, and don’t forget the Grey Poupon as well!

[Shane @Shane_Hausler]

@gibsonguitar Is that a 2017 LP standard HP Bourbon Burst?

[Shane @Shane_Hausler]

@JasmineSadry This is greatness!!! (Resident of FRISCO)

[Shane @Shane_Hausler]

I came across this piece of comedic brilliance the other day! I hope it makes you forget about whatever is troubling you today! https://t.co/Qx9qkFOHZF

[Greg Hogben @MyDaughtersArmy]

Amazing.

[Shane @Shane_Hausler]

@jimmyfallon My friend and I went to a Halloween party but we weren’t dressed up so they wouldn’t let us in. We went to their front yard, broke branches off their trees, stuffed them in our shirts and pants, and got into the party as trees! #MyWorstCostume

[Shane @Shane_Hausler]

@gibsonguitar The solo in Stay a Little Longer by Brothers Osborne.......

[Shane @Shane_Hausler]

@JBONAMASSA Maybe you should quit smoking weed in the hallways........just sayin