Shane🤨🧠🦖

Number one ranked Pokémon Go player in my household.

[Shane🤨🧠🦖 @Shanester925]

Eating that everything bagel in bed made my bed an everything bed.

[Always the Jake @JacobsFieldRBW]

Game one was our chance really, series should have been over yesterday.

Johnathan Rodriguez and Jhonkensy Noel ended our season.

[C0RY @c0ry024]

I’m not having fun anymore

[DollarDog Nick @DollarDogNick]

Guardians Update:

[madison (top 0.1% on sudoku) @madsmotionless]

Type of fog that makes you shoot your entire family in a 1968 Toyota Land Cruiser seconds before military rescue

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Emmanuel Clase after he blew the 2024 ALCS

[i like food @messedupfoods]

︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me watching “Incoming Call” that’s about to turn into “Missed Call”

[Feelings ღ @breefeelingmsgs]

it is what it is

[Takumoto Zushikafu @Foreverbymeself]

I assume any woman that catches my eye:

1. Isn’t single
2. Doesn’t find me attractive
3. Is single but isn’t interested

[Pain Depression & Anxiety @ILLUMINUSNUMBx]

Factss

[TheColeBrew @TheColeBrew]

How the button on the back of my squamate’s portable hellbomb looks at me