Shanghai Sleazy

So many Asians, so little time.

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“@Things4WhitePpl: Turning their birthday into a birthday week” It is

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@CrueFast @tylerhill91 Fuck yall

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Where's 3 Doors Down? Oh, they're 5 doors down? Oh, did they change their name?

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When I walk into a Jewish Deli. I always ask how much the holocaust

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So I had a dream abt girls wanting me to piss on them. And i was on a cruise. Wonder shat that could of meant

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Who is Daft Punk. I see everyone's status mentioning them. These band names sound terrible

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All moms gave birth to a child, except my mom, she gave birth to a legend

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In queens, i have gotten honked at by passing cars. Apparently they honk at white ppl cause were honkys

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Sounds rite RT@SeinfeldToday
George reveals his texting system when late: If I say 10 min: half hour. If I say half hour, u may never see me

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Fixing to order some shanghai sleazy custom guitar piks

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‏"@OMGFacts
One in five adults admit to peeing in the pool" The rest of you are fucking liars.

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"Seems like she's got a bf tho" "But you're Sleazy" "That is true"

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I have to be one of the smartest motherfuckers alive

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some place like that. I said yeah but these are Mexican dolphins

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A girl asked if she should swim with the dolphins in cabo on her vaca cause she said she could do it alot cheaper at like a Sea World or

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I hate pulling out,,

I rather just change my number.

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I saw this stuff at CVS. Be great if it was like real weed.

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U know everytime I fucked an Asian chick I should have a fortune read to me lol

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"@kbranch 56% of our company's employees are Asian. 5% are white." I like my odds

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You gotta be careful at Mangos, because a lot of chicks are dudes. You gotta check the hardware before you insert the software.