Shank Barzini

[Shank Barzini @Shank_Barzini]

I just surfed a human being down a flight of stairs!!!! #Cowabunga #surfingintheUSA

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I only trust people as far as I can throw them.....needless to say I really trust babies!!!! #ifPigsCanFlySoCanBabies #EqualOpportunity

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I'm the reason why you can't have nice things! #SHANKhappens

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Shank "The Freak" Barzini Music Video: http://t.co/xOaY0XCJEW
Like, share, retweet, do what you will with this price of candy!!!

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I'm haveing deja vu #where'sthecameras?

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Sticks and stones will brake your bones, but Shank will kill you quicka!!!!!! #natoriousBIG

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Bring the ruckus!!! Shank Barzini an't nothing to f*¢£ with!!!!

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My mind is set on overdive. The clock is laughing in my face. A crooked spin. My sense' dull. Passed the point of delirium!!!

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You ever put a Kat in a washing machine?.... I mean not with the water on of course. #shankhappens

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@Vanna_KnowsBest but I already have my invisible dog and it has an awesome leash !

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Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? I mean she has been missing for like 15 years! Has anyone seen her?!! #LostButNotForgoten

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@young_mahan I'm good yourself?

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#CypressHill has http://t.co/Kowlmhrk6z Thumb. Well ladies and gentlemen I'd like to introduce Dr. Evil Thumb!!!!

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So it was someone's bright idea to give us a forklift today. Everything is now collateral damage!!! #BeepBeepMeansGetTheF***OutTheWay

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So did you know Andrew Jackson was photoshoped to get rid of the scare above his eye!!!!!

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@themattmaverick @scott_d_parker Burn the house down with lemons? Is that like citric acid of death?

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@Vanna_KnowsBest nope we are going to resurrect him. His new name will be Sir El Jesus

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We just got done wrestling at hog rock!!! (A biker festival) All we can say is some of those girls had droopy sin pillows! #rollThemUp

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This just in! It has been confirmed that Hayden "the Heathen" killed Sir El Lucha. #ArmedAndDangerous

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Top story today Sir El Lucha was found brutaly beaten by a Wii remote. More on this tragic event as it pLays out.