Shannon Fatale

[Shannon Fatale @ShannonFatale]

Welp there is NO N/Q service from Canal during the day this week. But there is NO signage outside so once you swipe in and pay for a ride you are stuck on the platform and can’t transfer to the R platform to get those trains without paying again. #mtanyc #mtaFAIL #wastedtime #🤬

[Shannon Fatale @ShannonFatale]

I really wish @barclayscenter would publish the graduations on their events calendar so those of us that live in the neighborhood could avoid the area when they let out.

[Shannon Fatale @ShannonFatale]

@barclayscenter @NICKIMINAJ Literally every bus stop and every fire hydrants has cars parked in front of them for this concert. It’s really unacceptable to the people that actual live in this community. Do better @barclayscenter

[Shannon Fatale @ShannonFatale]

@barclayscenter @NICKIMINAJ What time will this be over? I’m sure it was fun for guests, but I’m just trying to park and go home after a long day at work

[Shannon Fatale @ShannonFatale]

I don’t understand. I went to one post office for postcard stamps. They don’t sell them. I paid to get on the subway and go to another one and they didn’t have enough. You have one job @USPS! How the hell can you not have stamps?!??!

[Shannon Fatale @ShannonFatale]

@StephenAtHome the cowboy boots were 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Shannon Fatale @ShannonFatale]

What the actual fuck. @LIRR So the 11:57 out of Ronkonkoma was a few minutes late. So I missed LAST Atlantic bound train. Leaving me stranded at Jamaica. So I guess I now get to pay for a $50 Uber due to your incompetence. But remind me again how Grand Central was good idea. 🤦‍♀️

[Shannon Fatale @ShannonFatale]

@LIRR oh wait. So the 11:57 from Ronkonkoma was late. Do I missed connection to Atlantic. So now I’m stranded in Jamaica because you all can’t get your shit together. Thanks a lot you dicks.

[Shannon Fatale @ShannonFatale]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the @LIRR announcer just said “when traveling with small children or drunk people please hold them by the hand” and a more accurate description of drunk friends has never been stated! 👏👏👏

[Shannon Fatale @ShannonFatale]

@parknycapp your app hasn’t let me replenish in days, so I can pay for any parking. What’s going on? It’s been very glitchy in past few weeks.

[Shannon Fatale @ShannonFatale]

@NYCSanitation Do I need to make an appointment for microwave pickup?

[Shannon Fatale @ShannonFatale]

@colbertlateshow But LOVED that you mentioned #valleygirl!!!

[Shannon Fatale @ShannonFatale]

@Derrick_NYC @PANYNJ Oh interesting!! Good to know!

[Shannon Fatale @ShannonFatale]

Riddle me this Batman, we can use Omny tap for all forms of transportation in nyc expect the airtrain?! For that and only that you still need to purchase a metro card! @NYCTSubway

[Shannon Fatale @ShannonFatale]

@kbeninato 💯 this!!! #CNNNYE #cnnnyefail

[Shannon Fatale @ShannonFatale]

@CNN @Andy @andersoncooper Please give them alcohol! This is just silly to make them take shots of random things.

[Shannon Fatale @ShannonFatale]

When your @MTA conductor says “we are experiencing CRAZY delays” you know you’re day isn’t going to go as planned 🤦‍♀️👎🤣🤷‍♀️

[Shannon Fatale @ShannonFatale]

@TheSlyStallone how are Cuff and Link? Still hanging with you? 🐢💕

[Shannon Fatale @ShannonFatale]

Getting up at 8am tomorrow for work after arriving home at 2am is going to be swell. Especially since that doesn’t account for time to unpack/ pack work bag. #fuckjetblue

[Shannon Fatale @ShannonFatale]

Hey @JetBlue FUCK YOU. Your continued delays an incompetence means I was beyond delayed leaving and arriving, had my carry on checked and soaked in rain (waiting to open to see what was ruined) and will now be arriving home at 2am instead of 11pm. Flight 0190. #fuckjetblue