Shannon🖤

I’m sleepy.

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

I don't think there's any animal on the planet that a housecat won't slap the shit out of

[Danny White @AD_DannyWhite]

Congrats to @DukeMBB & good luck the rest of the way, in a tournament that is settled on the court. One true National Champion, determined by the competition of student-athletes who have given so much to compete at the highest level, the way it should be.

[Fake SportsCenter @FakeSportsCentr]

LeBron ran for a 1st down. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 (@SPUN)

[Golf Channel @GolfChannel]

Maybe the best thing you’ll see today 😂

[Ryan Fournier @RyanAFournier]

You should have to pass a drug test to receive a welfare check... because I had to pass one to earn it for you.

[Shannon🖤 @ShannonHallman]

@Jarrod_Petree @kpetree123 Sounds like one round at Aero lol

[Shannon🖤 @ShannonHallman]

@kimborowskiii I cannot believe the ending. I just kept think. Nah no way he does it. Nah. Nah.

OMFG HE DID IT WHAT

[Shannon🖤 @ShannonHallman]

“You” on Netflix is SO FUCKED

But... sooooo goooood

[Shannon🖤 @ShannonHallman]

After careful consideration, I have decided my next Netflix show will be....... the office.

For the 6th time.

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

Catherine wanted to wake up and run together this morning. On vacation.

I’ve never thought about leaving her but I have my limits.

[Odalys @Odalysslopez]

If you’ve seen GG you know this is literally Dan Humphrey just a million times worse

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Like Trump said, “You don’t build a wall because you hate the people on the outside. You build a wall because you love the people on the inside.” Merica.

[Fake SportsCenter @FakeSportsCentr]

Clemson think they slick!!

[We Want Ducks @WeWantDucks]

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[Cher @cher]

I’m sure I put on 500 lbs
In the last 2 days

[hummus wife ⓥ @eatpussynotpigs]

📍lactose intolerant people
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[Joel Osteen @JoelOsteen]

If you’re going to reach your highest potential, you have to be bold enough to ask big, to pray big, to expect big. Not arrogantly, but in humility, dare to believe.