Shantel

[Shantel @Shantelephone]

I’m a fat girl with a skinny girls dress sense and it’s a real problem x

[Shantel @Shantelephone]

I genuinely take the whole strong independent women thing too far, nearly cried it took me so long to build my dining table BY MYSELF with no instructions then smacked myself in the fact with a metal table leg n nearly knocked myself out

[Shantel @Shantelephone]

Lying in bed forcing my eyes closed for my first day back @ work tomorrow after a week n a half off n my brains coming up with ‘oh what does FBI stand for.. google it’ 😀😀😀😀😀

[Shantel @Shantelephone]

@alllexbrown Hahahahaha no im dying

[Shantel @Shantelephone]

@Leighton576 🤣🤣 god wit am a like x

[Shantel @Shantelephone]

HOLY shit🤯🤯🤯🤯 and the granny kept insisting that they walk back down the same path Luke had just walked up AND they all changed their statements at the same time. Wtf!!!!

[Shantel @Shantelephone]

Sick of my life being changing my bedding, showering, putting clean pyjamas on and getting back into bed😣 give me my life back not sure I can take much more

[Shantel @Shantelephone]

Cried my wee eyes out until I’m yawning today😭 wot an emotionally exhausting couple of weeks I’ve had

[Shantel @Shantelephone]

Holly just opened an old Snapchat in front of her mum, little brother the lot with the volume up and it was her saying ‘don’t you think that would be good though, GETTING STRANGLED WHILE YOUR SPUNKING YOUR LOAD’ n she couldn’t turn it down on time I’m dying

[Shantel @Shantelephone]

3 cocktails last night and I’m lying on the bathroom floor. I’m embarrazzzing

[⚜️ @archhiien]

Never forget that Benjamin Aguero, Sergio’s son, Maradona’s Grandson and Lionel Messi’s godson wants to be like Jamie Vardy when he’s older

[Shantel @Shantelephone]

think I’ve jst cried the entire day today😞

[P 🍀 @paulyc86]

RT!!

[Shantel @Shantelephone]

Cecil FUCKIN hotel, ok u got me

[Shantel @Shantelephone]

Every so often Netflix uploads an unreal documentary / true crime story and I’m still waiting for one to appear ??? Cmon pls

[Shantel @Shantelephone]

‘When the caravans a-rockin don’t comin knockin’ - Holly Sheerin

[Shantel @Shantelephone]

‘A just want grabbed by a gypsy’ - Holly Sheerin

[ayesha noor @ayesha0416]

tested positive for needing a fat fuckoff holiday

[cex3a @cairdyy30]

Alexa play Duke Dumont I got u. Am ready for summer

[Shantel @Shantelephone]

I actually sit and watch my cat and giggle at her, I need a life but I just find her so funny😭