Hookah Doncic

[Colonel Keezner @Colonel_Keez]

I be talking to girls on dating apps making plans and setting dates and then I realized I don't wanna do all of that

[Dark Kate @KateBDoll]

Just randomly thought about the fucking Jonas Brothers showing up and ruining the World Series.

[. @mfcoon95]

Being a LeBron fan is telling yourself that every single player he’s ever played with sucks

[47 @47dbv]

bitches calling yo dick pretty is such a top tier compliment

[Little Booty Loather @FreckleFaceFvck]

Her ass fat tho.

[Real DEI's In Paris @unibroward4405]

One of the biggest myths

[Nuclear Caudillo🇺🇸🇩🇴 @CaudilloNuclear]

Her male best friend of 10 years when you buy her 2 drinks and fuck her in the parking lot

[skumm🧊 @skumWgmi]

Just chatted with a guy who has 2 kids, a loving wife, pulls in $350k before bonus, runs 6 miles every morning, owns a 4-bedroom in the West Village, just bought a boat, and is genuinely funny and kind and he still can't find a girlfriend.

Modern dating is so broken.

[Kay Akerele @LordoftheSquad]

“He had Scottie Pippen” the craziest narrative ever

[🩸 🐾 🐾 @SuckaFreeNickxx]

Damn near gotta molest me

[n8 @wkeyholder]

how do i tell women at the bar that i don’t want to fuck i just want to be their boyfriend for 2 hours, make out and go home

[Bank Matthews @MrKeepItRegular]

LeBron fans will tell u this is comparable to Kobe with Pau Gasol 😂😂😂

[Trekeitheon Mitchell @trekeitheon]

Got back on hinge despite previous experiences. Just matched with the girl next door in my apt.

Drivable par 4.

[Tua Tungasahur @OchoReacts]

As a straight man Love Island doesn’t hit unless you’re being forced to watch it at gunpoint by a pretty girl

[Jaguar Paw @sirdibbydukes]

They weren’t a Super team - Rich Paul

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

I can tell you for free, my soulmate does not have a child that is not mine.

[Domain 🖤 @DomainGhost]

I prefer someone who can get me 40 on 45% than someone who gives me 25 on 60%

[Jaylenbrownfan @SarksDaddy]

This dude Wemby got a CVS receipt of shady things already in this short career 😭

[𝔽eral ℙawg ℍunter @FeralPHunter]

hardest part of being a man is having to hide your beloved flat pillows when a woman comes over

[the night gardener @fwfIacko]

When your niggas inherit your beef >>>