Shaolin Ninja

NYC native SI local

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Wash your balls and Salute the Flag……Its going to be a Great day…..

[Shaolin Ninja @ShaolinNinja1]

@andiipoops 😂😂😂

[Shaolin Ninja @ShaolinNinja1]

@andiishits 🫨🫨🫨

[Shaolin Ninja @ShaolinNinja1]

@andiipoops 😂😂😂

[𝙼𝙴𝚃𝚃𝙰𝙻𝙸𝙲🌪 @young_g19992002]

A trilogy I'll never forget👌🔥

[Jake Baldino @JakeBaldino]

generational fumble

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Who gives a fuck what they’re thinking…..Its what you’re thinking that matters……Fuck them!

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Last year, Microsoft made $101 billion in profits, got a $12.5 billion tax break from Trump & paid its CEO $96 million.

This year, it’s raising the price of an Xbox by $150 & eliminating 3,200 jobs.

Please don’t tell me corporate tax breaks create jobs. It never trickles down.

[Jay Mewes @JayMewes]

Yo baby... NOOTCH!

[Shaolin Ninja @ShaolinNinja1]

@MurrayHillGuy1 I’ll take a number 9 and a side of number 3.

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

Millennials, it's time to choose your midife crisis

1. Date a 23 year old
2. Quit drinking and become insufferable about it
3. Double down on drinking
4. Train for a marathon nobody asked about
5. Have a panic baby (with wife you hate)
6. "We're opening the relationship" (she bangs)
7. Get divorced
8. Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism
9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, hyrox, gardening, handstands

[Shaolin Ninja @ShaolinNinja1]

@andiipoops 🍑🍑🍑

[RAZORWIRE @RazorwireRPG]

Wouldn't be me

[Shaolin Ninja @ShaolinNinja1]

@dbs_10_10 Fu*king my wife

[RAZORWIRE @RazorwireRPG]

Yeah, but, what was the plan?

[Shaolin Ninja @ShaolinNinja1]

@andiipoops 🫨🫨🫨