𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗬 𝗝𝗔𝗡𝗘. ( HIATUS )

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐓. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀spider-wifey & mother. ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀i don't brood & i don't hold ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀grudges.⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀

[𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗬 𝗝𝗔𝗡𝗘. ( HIATUS ) @SharedWebs]

⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀
⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ face it, tiger ;
⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ the old rules don't fly
⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ anymore .ᐟ

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ itsv.⠀ atsv.⠀ ⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀21+ / PARODY.
⠀⠀⠀
⠀ ⠀⠀

[Wade Wilson @Dedpull]

🎵🎶It's me! Hi! I'm the problem, it's me!🎶🎵

💥 Turn offs: Not bein' a Spider Society Member (👀), taxes, misogyny, low ammo, Green Lantern, certain writers.
💥 Earth-616: Characterization favors Fabian Nicieza era, but knowledgeable about other interpretations.
💥 21+ | MDNI

[𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗬 𝗝𝗔𝗡𝗘. ( HIATUS ) @SharedWebs]

lowering down from a line of webbing 𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 sneakily.

shhh. you don't see her.

[𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗬 𝗝𝗔𝗡𝗘. ( HIATUS ) @SharedWebs]

why, you agree with everything she says, of course.

it's the only way.

[『 𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑫𝑬𝑹-𝑴𝑨𝑵 20 . . . 26 .ᐣ ݁ ˖Ი𐑼⋆ 』 @guiltriddled]

so what do i DO .

[𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗬 𝗝𝗔𝗡𝗘. ( HIATUS ) @SharedWebs]

telling a woman to stop being dramatic works only about 𝑛𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 of the time.

[『 𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑫𝑬𝑹-𝑴𝑨𝑵 20 . . . 26 .ᐣ ݁ ˖Ი𐑼⋆ 』 @guiltriddled]

jess stop being dramatic challenge .

[𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗬 𝗝𝗔𝗡𝗘. ( HIATUS ) @SharedWebs]

well, if they're so intent on keeping civilians safe, then she won't mind another pair of eyes.

....or another two pairs of eyes, in this case!

[𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗬 𝗝𝗔𝗡𝗘. ( HIATUS ) @SharedWebs]

taking anna-may to HQ to spend time with pete b's mayday while i'm off anomaly wrangling.

and 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒏 she's gotta make sure she's back in soho to sign off an incoming order by 4PM. it's gonna be a 𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑔 day.

[𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗬 𝗝𝗔𝗡𝗘. ( HIATUS ) @SharedWebs]

oh, she knows — she was just trying to have a laugh.

( y'know, because he said lord, and she's not the lord, but she's close enough — )

anyway, she's flattered.

[★ ˏˋ 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐩𝐡 .ᐟ @ofXenoHybridism]

What’s close enough ?

He’s just

Mesmerized .

[𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗬 𝗝𝗔𝗡𝗘. ( HIATUS ) @SharedWebs]

careful, mr. parker. she's been practicing her swings. her proficiency in webslinging just might shock you.

[𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗬 𝗝𝗔𝗡𝗘. ( HIATUS ) @SharedWebs]

— for the wicked, therefore no rest for the weary. just making everything's all right before i head on home.”

[𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗬 𝗝𝗔𝗡𝗘. ( HIATUS ) @SharedWebs]

far out — it's been a hot minute since she's seen johnny storm!

“why, i'll be. didn't think i'd catch you here at this hour — or at all, really. what a pleasant surprise.”

a smile plays on her masked visage at the human torch.

“you know how it goes, johnny; no rest —

[𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗬 𝗝𝗔𝗡𝗘. ( HIATUS ) @SharedWebs]

close enough, but not quite!

[★ ˏˋ 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐩𝐡 .ᐟ @ofXenoHybridism]

Lord.

[𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗬 𝗝𝗔𝗡𝗘. ( HIATUS ) @SharedWebs]

she'll be sure to 𝑛𝑜𝑡 keep an eye out for them, just to save herself the strife.

mary jane's more than capable of keeping this city safe on her own!

[𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗬 𝗝𝗔𝗡𝗘. ( HIATUS ) @SharedWebs]

@BetterThanSlade || HEHE

[𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗬 𝗝𝗔𝗡𝗘. ( HIATUS ) @SharedWebs]

bored? her? never! new york's crisp air helps her think better, so she's having a grand ole time.

he's free to tag along, though!

[𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗬 𝗝𝗔𝗡𝗘. ( HIATUS ) @SharedWebs]

i think you meant served up with a knuckle sandwich.

you keep your gaze averted, mister!

[𝐌𝐫. 𝐍𝐞𝚐𝚊𝚝𝚒𝐯𝐞 @YingAndYangOfLi]

𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥, 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐩 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐨𝐟 cake.

[Spider-Man @USMArachnid]

↻ + ♡ Appreciated.

[𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗬 𝗝𝗔𝗡𝗘. ( HIATUS ) @SharedWebs]

@Websational || HI. DO IT

[𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗬 𝗝𝗔𝗡𝗘. ( HIATUS ) @SharedWebs]

boutique's closed for the day but she doesn't quite wish to settle in yet, so patrol it is.

[𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗬 𝗝𝗔𝗡𝗘. ( HIATUS ) @SharedWebs]

@fwizzedup || hiii bbg

[𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗬 𝗝𝗔𝗡𝗘. ( HIATUS ) @SharedWebs]

|| ignore me while i copy/paste stuff from my other pinned tweet