Scott Barnard

Amelia Raised, American Made™

[Scott Barnard @Shark130]

@OfficialJoel4_ 99

[TraxNYC @TraxNYC]

Your only friend is a scale

[Scott Barnard @Shark130]

@kschwaaann What is tweeting?

[This Old House @ThisOldHouse]

Happy #IndependenceDay! Make sure to follow the guidelines when honoring #OldGlory today> http://t.co/5bgOi7RFsz

[Overly Manly Man @OverlyManlyMann]

Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon.

[Total Frat Move @totalfratmove]

Neil Armstrong telling unfunny jokes about the Moon, then following them up with “Ah, I guess you had to be there.” #TFM

[GSElevator @GSElevator]

#1: Watching how someone behaves at an open bar tells you everything you need to know about them.

[Scott Barnard @Shark130]

#tbt Summer 2012. Nice warm weather and the flowing locks. #summer #poolparty #longhairdontcare http://t.co/yfoiNOANop

[Scott Barnard @Shark130]

Happy national hangover day

[Overly Manly Man @OverlyManlyMann]

Beauty comes in many forms

[GSElevator @GSElevator]

#1: The time change makes day drinking feel less wrong.

[Scott Barnard @Shark130]

These damn coyotes sure are making a bunch of racket tonight.

[GSElevator @GSElevator]

#1: Teach a man to fish and he'll still vote for the guy that gives him a fish.

[Scott Barnard @Shark130]

I'm selling houses like it's my job..