@ReedMCooper I came to the comments for a laugh but it’s just a bunch of people like, “yep this is very cool and normal.” We’re all so insulated from reality.
Any of these would be a good replacement for the National Anthem. The one we have sucks and is boring. It’s really only for sports anyway. https://t.co/hmHJgT0U5I
Jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge is cliche at this point. Mix it up. Bring a surfboard with you. Then people will wonder if you thought you were gonna ride it out. Or maybe you do ride it out. You’re now a pro surfer. Sponsored by Powerade. You’re not depressed any more.