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@Nyct0phil3_x Eating is a humiliating, undignified act. It feels like a biological function we should've risen above by now, especially since it causes so much death

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@James32980438 This is a real "pass me the controller" moment

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@effectfully It's been said before, but the callousness towards men's mental health is a defense mechanism. Like dude, you're scaring her.

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@nonblankslate >Brag about how cheap you bought your house for
>Ask him where the wifi is

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@mikerecine @BridgetPhetasy When someone is mean to me on Twitter

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@GreasioJason @PokerRob24 @WSOP I just realized I wrote that backwards. It turns out I would not be allowed in any chess tournament.

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@SCHIZO_FREQ @MeghanEMurphy This continues to be one of the biggest rake-steps for women when this talking point is brought up

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@thedimitri Funniest part was a guy in there gave the genuine version of your response and after asking if he was a man she's like "hmm, not quite what I'm talking about."

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@scootykins @thedimitri It means she's working on a followup tweet

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@SCHIZO_FREQ You needed to make a poll to figure this out?

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@JPetreRoberts @Enzorpheus The movie really taps into the unbridled fear and horniness you feel when you're with a crazy chick

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@Enzorpheus I like Ian's character because it isn't exactly clear if he was trying to sabotage Bear's attempts to get with Nikki because he knew she was a hoe or because he wanted to keep hooking up with her.

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@sailaunderscore Reevaluate how insane this tweet is, please

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@StefanMolyneux I'm upset they woke me up at 3 am

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@tom_six Where's The Onania Club man? Can you just sell it on your website or something?

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@DefiantLs So weird that this is the one thing they agree on!

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@bendoingsoyface "I remember when he fucked my daughter! And I listened through the thin walls of my home!"

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@MccreaOrion @AvatarKyber Rian could've fixed that

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@MomoFanPW @StarWarsDaily_ Hard to think of a movie that had more positive momentum going into it than TLJ. People liked the first one well enough, but we're excited to see the new ideas expanded upon. Rian then bungled it all by trying to make Empire again.