Johnny Valentine

Ketamine Cowboy

[Johnny Valentine @SharkboyNotMyth]

@bigniggaballer @HamonBeat Gwana GOAT

[That Wine Guy 🍷 @thatwineguy68]

Nothing better than a glass of #RedWine...🍷 Except maybe #Men 😄 #Yep #ImGay 🌈

[Guillermo del Toro @RealGDT]

Made by humans for humans.

[Johnny Valentine @SharkboyNotMyth]

@coconutdream22 @qmodalinfidel @solarflare001 @yemayashwari @blkgirlism Sorry, this isn’t an African culture, it’s European, but here’s an interesting example of third gender from the Balkans.

https://t.co/E3vDK5d92k

[Zelos @Zelos_of_Italy]

Prometheus that shows fire to the first man.

[Johnny Valentine @SharkboyNotMyth]

@Kyru117 @gramnel_ @Eldritc26590764 Unless I’m mistaken I think this is just a fan theory.

One I really like the reasoning behind! But I don’t remember it stated or directly alluded to in the comics

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Is being mayor worth it?

Really appreciated this question from a @WNYC audience member.

[wint @dril]

why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: Kash Patel is reportedly threatening to sue anyone who calls him “J. Edgar Boozer.”

[Johnny Valentine @SharkboyNotMyth]

@theneedledrop @hasanthehun But didn’t Old MacDonald make that one song with Ben Shapiro a couple years ago? “Farms” or whatever?

[Johnny Valentine @SharkboyNotMyth]

@heybub_cowo @SkinnyTuna The quality gap between season 3 and 4 of arrested development may be the biggest fall off in tv history

[Sick Animation @SickAnimation]

Call me Benjamin, cause I be nettin’ Yahoooooo!

[Johnny Valentine @SharkboyNotMyth]

@Quasargoon_ @_GenerationWhy_ @revenant_MMXX As someone who has adopted Morlock thinking, I’m glad he’s thinking this way

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@tom_shepperd @CourtneyLC80 @CoveredGeekly It was probably hyperbolic, he was 51 when the first film came out, and when he passed away he was only 69

[Johnny Valentine @SharkboyNotMyth]

@All_riel @altardoll Buneary named Saul that evolves to a Lopunny named Paul

[Jay Black @jayblackisfunny]

Right now, Kristi Noem is at home, depressed, eating ice cream, and watching the ending of “Old Yeller” over and over again to try to cheer herself up.

[Johnny Valentine @SharkboyNotMyth]

どんな #ポケモン会えるかな ？

#ポケモン30周年 #PR @poke_times

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@snackyboy @parkermorgan__

[Snacky Boy 🍟 @snackyboy]

GIVEAWAY TIME !! 🌲❄️ For one of my Route 216 Sherpa jackets! Do all these to enter:

❄️Repost this post
❄️Reply tagging a friend
❄️Follow @snackyboy (that’s me btw)

Open worldwide, Ends 14th Feb. Winner will be chosen randomly and posted in quotes. Good luck!!

[Johnny Valentine @SharkboyNotMyth]

Anyone who feels like Maduro’s kidnapping in Venezuela is unprecedented needs to read “America, América” by @GregGrandin

This is just another outward manifestation of the relationship the U.S. has had with Latin America for centuries.