Sharpeiwou

Jahia, sharpei, 12/09/14 ❤️ mon bébé ✨

[Sharpeiwou @Sharpeiwou]

@ran3idan https://t.co/UHe5K6SEie

[Brindled Bruno @Hector_Shar_Pei]

Woah, bubbles!

[Sharpeiwou @Sharpeiwou]

@Hector_Shar_Pei 🥺🥰❤️

[Brindled Bruno @Hector_Shar_Pei]

An empty plate.... what sort of mind games are they playing? The sort of underhanded nonsense only a primate could come up with. The ruddy monkeys!

[Brindled Bruno @Hector_Shar_Pei]

Christmas dinner at Brindle HQ. Not traditional, but fillet steak with a 3 root vegetable mash, pan-fried sprouts with bacon, Yorkshire pud and a rich port wine sauce. Not too shabby for a pugmas lunch!

[Brindled Bruno @Hector_Shar_Pei]

Join in everybody!
🎵It’s coming home
⚽️ It’s coming home
🎵 It’s coming
⚽️ Football’s coming home!

Dad’s promised us the more likes this tweet gets the more treats he’ll buy us at Pets at Home. No matter what the score is, we’re guaranteed to win...Kerching!

[Brindled Bruno @Hector_Shar_Pei]

If you heard a knock at your door and looked through the little peephole and saw this, would you let me in or hide behind the sofa?
“IT’S ONLY ME... I’ve come to eat the contents of your fridge!” 👁👅💦

[Brindled Bruno @Hector_Shar_Pei]

Just sunning my brindliness! See those chives? I’ve tiddled on’em!

[Brindled Bruno @Hector_Shar_Pei]

Happy Flashback Fry...day!
Here are 4 sizzling greatest hits 🥓 🥩🥩🥓👅

[Brindled Bruno @Hector_Shar_Pei]

I’ve noticed on walks brofur Bruno is getting all the attention from the lady pugs. What’s he got that I haven’t? What wiv his fine & dandy, all sing & dancing, fancy schmancy, firing on all cylinders, with all the bells & whistles, there for all the world to see... testicles!

[Brindled Bruno @Hector_Shar_Pei]

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[Brindled Bruno @Hector_Shar_Pei]

Well, if dad leaves his lunch on the coffee table to go and get a knife & fork, what does he expect? Rookie mistake!
Here he comes, keep shtumm, keep shtumm! 👅

[Brindled Bruno @Hector_Shar_Pei]

If you’re a sossidge in my dinner bowl this could be the last thing you ever see, it’s the stuff of nightmares! There’ll be little chipolatas crying themselves to sleep tonight after seeing this.

[Brindled Bruno @Hector_Shar_Pei]

Mum’s dishing up my dinner and who is at the window? MR SLINKS! 🐈 He was reaching through open window wiv his paw.
Do you know the worst thing? Mum put a bowl of biscuits and water out for him... and you think know people!!!

[Sharpeiwou @Sharpeiwou]

@Hector_Shar_Pei teddie has a head full of joy

[Brindled Bruno @Hector_Shar_Pei]

It’s tradition! After dinner I settle down to a good toy duffing, tonight it’s Trunky’s turn. It’s too action packed to catch on camera.

[Brindled Bruno @Hector_Shar_Pei]

Adorables!!! 💗💗🙊I wants Mum to reach in and pugnap you!

[Euronymous Bossk @michaelallroy]

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#Anonymous has re-entered the match.

[Brindled Bruno @Hector_Shar_Pei]

What’s happening? I’ll tell ya! I’m sitting wiv dad on a steamer chair in the garden. He’s trying to take pictures of me without getting his beer belly in the shot.