Love to encourage young readers by taking scissors to huge swaths of one of the world's most beloved children's authors, now in his grave for 32 years and with no say in the matter. This shit is so exhausting.
BuT aN aUtHeNtIcAtOr ApP iS aCtUaLly MuCh MoRe SeC-*smack* bitch shit the fuck up. A security option that's too difficult/inconvenient for the average user to, you know, actually USE is not a security option at all.
@TwitterSupport Yeah trust us it's super easy and convenient to move all the accounts in your authenticator app when your physical phone is stolen. What a great idea.
In this mostly forgotten arc, Calvin's parents are forced to confiscate his Thomas Ligotti books after he suddenly and inexplicably adopts a troubling new nihilistic worldview, going so far as to preach antinatalism during recess.