Danny Scoops

of @RubensRumpus

[Danny Scoops @ShartedPants]

my train of thought is a rube goldberg machine

[Danny Scoops @ShartedPants]

@deliriummm064 do it, twitter is a living corpse

[Danny Scoops @ShartedPants]

logging on here just to see what other people have posted how to find them on bluеsky

[Danny Scoops @ShartedPants]

@jacksfilms Cole fucking rules

[^_^ @misandrism]

To save money on haircuts i go for the Baby Special it’s 10 bucks and they remove all my hair except for 1 strand left upright in a perfect spiral

[Danny Scoops @ShartedPants]

hey is anyone

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the bicycle lane is also for people who like to run really fast

[Danny Scoops @ShartedPants]

what I want from the world of the future is for them to come up with renewable helium and start putting that shit into backpacks to make them a big lighter

[Danny Scoops @ShartedPants]

Skinamarink is actually a Sims adaptation from the perspective of the sims with a bored player @kyleedwardball

[Danny Scoops @ShartedPants]

being a second guy to arrive at a high school reunion party in a helicopter

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

We get it poets: things are like other things

[Danny Scoops @ShartedPants]

thank you grok. my pants are ever so sharted.

[Danny Scoops @ShartedPants]

i'm gonna be so fucking mad if #EnglishTeacher doesn't get a second season there will be hell to pay

[jame @kloogans]

i've never heard of this guy in my life

[Danny Scoops @ShartedPants]

@chaufeIton whenever they start talking about fast food or whatever. What the fuck is a chipotle? Please stop talking about it I have never been more bored than whenever they start discussing restaurants

[Eric Feurer @EricFeurer]

looking down at my newborn son cradled in my arms: you're gonna spend so much money

[Meesh Hell @waziot]

The riddler puts the Q in lgbtq

[Danny Scoops @ShartedPants]

@cranny__boy you belong in my world cranny

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@TobynJacobs do it do it do it

[Danny Scoops @ShartedPants]

My beloved grandmother's head got ripped clean off at a Disneyland ride back in 2005 and I never got over it

[Danny Scoops @ShartedPants]

what if all of our eyes are cameras for god to look at the world through