Sharvayne

28 | Libra♎ | Mother Witch of 3 Monsters ❤💚💜 | ☀️ Goblin by Day | E-MILF by Night 🌙 | Yarn Hooker 🧶

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Life of a lizard mom 🦎

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The audacity of my family to keep using the dishes I just washed 😒

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@Dream_Klonoa He hasn't bitten yet, and definitely couldn't take a finger. He just gets huffy and hisses if he's uncomfy

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So Dingus and I decided to adopt (and minorly rehabilitate) a lizard from one of his work buddies that was too scared to handle this cute, little noodle boi. I'd like everyone to meet Brunie the Blue-Tongued Skink 🦎

Please ignore the gross Peony wallpaper

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@lnarious EVERY. DAMN. TIME.

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@Dream_Klonoa He isn't sure about mommy pets, not yet lol

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@CriticalFailGa2 I have! I've been licked lol...well, actually sniffed, but same difference to scaly boi lol

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@kdizzlin Because it's obviously your fault 😂 some people

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Thing tonight! Be there or be square!

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Growing things gives me serotonin 😊
What helps keep yall smiling?

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@xLink14x

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Stage 1: Soup ✅️
Stage 2: Snuggly blanket and anime

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@Malichi_DeVille

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Good morning. My sinuses are officially, completely stuffed, and the congestion is making me dizzy.
Hopefully, your Thursday is going better 💕

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@Pinky_Talks Oh no!

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@xLink14x I'm really enjoying Jujutsu Kaisen... but I definitely napped through the last couple of episodes, so I'm gonna have to go back and rewatch 😅

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@CriticalFailGa2 Am trying

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Apparently being sick inspires me to create some macabre sketches?

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@CriticalFailGa2 I have since Bean's nap. I just couldn't let myself be that close to being caught up and not get there!

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Dingus: you're sick, just wash that load of laundry and relax today
Me: okay... I guess
Also me: -proceeds to catch up all of the laundry and dishes-