Matt Sherman

The bones are their money

[Matt Sherman @ShattMerman]

Here Lies Matt: He had no positive attributes but he was never an emotional burden

[Matt Sherman @ShattMerman]

@pdxbrocialite You're not going to "stick it" to a billionaire by not renovating an arena. He'll always be rich. You stick it to him by giving him what he wants, make it impossible for him to move the team, and then make his life a living hell every time he shows his face

[Matt Sherman @ShattMerman]

@douglaswils Is lying no longer a sin in your religion?

[Matt Sherman @ShattMerman]

@pdxbrocialite I'm still mad CJ didn't go sicko mode against the Bulls. 80 was a lock that night

[Matt Sherman @ShattMerman]

@blazers_palace @WindyCityBearss I don't know why he feels the need to shoot so many 3s. I'd much rather him improve his defense and finishing where he can still be wildly valuable like a poor man's Rajon Rondo

[Matt Sherman @ShattMerman]

@IanKarmel Yeah, this is who I thought they were going to be last year before the entire team got hurt. Tons of energy that some teams are just not going to want to deal with on a given night

[kwade @KwadeSays]

RIP to a Eugene legend

[Matt Sherman @ShattMerman]

They've been doing a version of this forever. There are 2 Kroger owned groceries within a mile of my house. The one in an area with more minorities charges significantly more for identical products than the one in a wealthier, whiter neighborhood

[Matt Sherman @ShattMerman]

@caitiedelaney This really should have been the last tweet ever sent before this site imploded for good

[Matt Sherman @ShattMerman]

I'd be in favor of a law that bars you from being president if you were unable to stay awake for Inside Schwartz on NBC's Must See TV line-up

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

It's "amazing" that the media is now talking about whether the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES can properly function after 8pm?

[Robby Slowik @RobbySlowik]

I say give them both a Roku remote and the first one to start a movie gets to be president

[Matt Sherman @ShattMerman]

@IanKarmel Cause he's open all night?

[Matt Sherman @ShattMerman]

Yuuuuuuuup... They methodically gobbled up everyone's stimulus $ and kept prices exorbitantly high for as long as possible. Inflation doesn't exist. It's created deliberately by corporate greed.

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Amazon, Walmart and Target all just announced they're cutting prices to bring back customers after making the "mistake" of raising them too high. It turns out they COULD have cut prices all along, but chose GREED instead!

[Matt Sherman @ShattMerman]

@Robgravesphoto1 @blazers_palace Roy, Aldridge, Porter, CJ, Sheed, Lucas, maybe even Sabonis in the mix. Personally I'd take Porter but it's wide open

[Matt Sherman @ShattMerman]

Hot take: AI search results and image generators being so terrible right now is a feature not a bug so that people will keep thinking it's not a real threat during these early stages when we could be setting up strict regulations

[Matt Sherman @ShattMerman]

*Ringo Starr at the end of Helter Skelter voice* "I've got plastics in my testes!"

[Guardian Science @guardianscience]

Microplastics found in every human testicle in study https://t.co/VURXr6KbHa

[Matt Sherman @ShattMerman]

Or happened to go the same high school as his gf did in the 90s I guess

[Matt Sherman @ShattMerman]

Seeing Jerry Seinfeld is a uniquely profound experience you can only have if you graduate from an elite university, win a radio contest, or have $50

[Yael Bar tur @yaelbt]

I don’t know how to tell you this kids, but Jerry Seinfeld at your graduation is going to be the highlight of your life, and you missed it. It’s all downhill from here.

[Matt Sherman @ShattMerman]

Happy Mother's Day to my teenage son who woke me up yelling up the stairs "Hey dad, it's not Father's Day, pour me some cereal!"

[Matt Sherman @ShattMerman]

Incredibly underrated story is how much multi-billion-dollar sports landscapes and economies of entire cities are influenced by a handful of legacy sports writers being mad about having to spend a few days a year in Minneapolis or Sacramento instead of Miami or L.A.

[JR @pdxbrocialite]

Bout two weeks til ESPN starts doing everything in their power to bully Anthony Edwards into leaving Minnesota