Shawn Bryde

they/them he/him

[Shawn Bryde @ShawnBryde]

Living in Nebraska I get more hate for being vegetarian than for being transgender. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Shawn Bryde @ShawnBryde]

I’m an artist/autist and I see patterns and a pattern I see in myself is that I have always and will always be a metaphor man. Who knows what the fuck I’m saying but am I feeling it? Hell yeah vibe with me on my level please metaphor man is lonely

[Josh Schrader @JoshSchrader7]

I’ve only known Nebraska my entire life.

Today, it’s officially unrecognizable.

Shame on you @NEGOP.

[Shawn Bryde @ShawnBryde]

I can’t wait for after I die so I can see a compiled lifetime list of all my locker combinations

[Shawn Bryde @ShawnBryde]

@Whaddaya_Noah GROSS AH also hi Noah hope you’re well.

[Shawn Bryde @ShawnBryde]

Snapchat if you do not give me some sort of way to remove or at least hide that creepy ass “my ai” thing I will finally delete my account. This might be the final nail in the coffin.

[Well Al B Damned @internetalison]

at the sports bar not understanding why the player in the striped shirt is blowing the whistle

[ACLU of Nebraska @ACLUofNE]

To Nebraska's trans youth, you are loved, you are not alone, you belong as exactly who you are — and this is not over. If you need support, you can contact a Trevor Project crisis counselor 24/7 by texting ‘START’ to 678-678 or calling 1-866-488-7386.

[Shawn Bryde @ShawnBryde]

My only critique of Rio 2 is that I wish Blu’s caw at the end of the film sounded more like Jesse Eisenberg. Extra points for giving that one bird a crew cut though.

[Shawn Bryde @ShawnBryde]

@internetalison 🎉🎉🎉 so proud

[Shawn Bryde @ShawnBryde]

@PegBelt I can get new hair ties, it’s just that this one was special. Perfect elasticity for my wrist and hair. I appreciate the love though 💕

[Shawn Bryde @ShawnBryde]

I lost my hair only hair tie right before the snow started. I feel like I’m back in my Little House on the Prairie phase tying my hair up with ribbons as I hunker in and wait for the storm to pass.

[Shawn Bryde @ShawnBryde]

If the hallmark channel has the Christmas in July specials that means I can have a Halloween Over the Garden Wall session in January.

[Shawn Bryde @ShawnBryde]

@whyrntulaughing Forearm crutch or crutches. Sometimes just my cane on the bus bothers my wrists.

[Jack @whyrntulaughing]

i’m definitely a parody account i’m just not sure what i’m a parody of

[Shawn Bryde @ShawnBryde]

Words don’t describe tootsie, but these pictures do the job I think. Happy cat day to toody pop

[Shawn Bryde @ShawnBryde]

What’s your favorite effect mine is the Doppler effect

[Shawn Bryde @ShawnBryde]

Haunted hayrides and pumpkin patches are great for spooky season! But CORN MAZES are BAD. There’s things in the fields we can’t understand. STAY AWAY FROM CORN MAZES. The only reason we should be in corn fields is to plant, detassel, and harvest it. no funny business.

[Shawn Bryde @ShawnBryde]

Found a puzzle piece under bench. Dm if it’s yours. Let’s get this lil guy back to its rightful owners

[Shawn Bryde @ShawnBryde]

@maddmoen Oh how I wish I could retweet this