Shawn Carter

Second Husband. Video/Audio editor. Founder of UnScene Comedy. Writer. Jokester. Former Bostonian moved to Eastern TN. He/Him

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https://t.co/AgPSdDhdTZ

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@TheBrenaissance @_ericpowers Definitely watching it soon. Sarah has never seen it!

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Does the movie Airheads exist or was that a fever dream?

Can't find it on any streaming service.

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@willnoonan @BostonTweet @MarcHurBoston On my way

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Saw a couple so ugly getting a caricature drawn that the artist actually made then look better!

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Nightmare fuel

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First time seeing American Aquarium live.

Killer set.

#rhythmandroots #statestreet #bristolva

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@AirGiordano @ChloeCunha I've listened to both volumes soooo many times.
Miss you both!

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Oof, the heart burns for this.

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@danajaybein

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I will never understand people that see you walking along the sidewalk with a baby and think

"No, I cannot wait until this baby passes me to light up this cigarette."

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Of course as soon as my wife goes away for a weekend I am immediately met with temptation.

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@joezimmerman Boston knows

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The Morning Show is like 30 Rock meets Game of Thrones.

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Wake me up when there's a crêpe challenge.

I still might fall halfway through but I will do so with a smile on my face.

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Tomorrow is the anniversary of my first failed marriage and I just can't wait for the Facebook memories from that tragic wedding.

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@joshgondelman @TioPelonSalsita It was between this brand of salsa and "Newman's Own"

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Reading a thread where half the people on the internet are unfamiliar with PEMDAS is extremely my shit.

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@JimDontTweet @FaeRosemary Nope, I was mixing up a couple different shows in my head I guess.

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@JimDontTweet @FaeRosemary I think I was at this

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@CaseyMalone Yeah, I'm lucky I've had so much practice

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Things this baby would like to do:

Pull the dogs tail
Put her mouth on the cable outlet
Yell at me
Pull every book of the book shelf
Let me read none of them to her
Yell at me
Eat the dogs food
Throw her food
Yell at me
Put the door stop spring in her mouth
Pull the dogs tail