I will never understand people that see you walking along the sidewalk with a baby and think
"No, I cannot wait until this baby passes me to light up this cigarette."
Things this baby would like to do:
Pull the dogs tail
Put her mouth on the cable outlet
Yell at me
Pull every book of the book shelf
Let me read none of them to her
Yell at me
Eat the dogs food
Throw her food
Yell at me
Put the door stop spring in her mouth
Pull the dogs tail