Shawn Hambright

hi I do improv at @rvacomedy and make videos with my buds @trashbangrva

[Shawn Hambright @ShawnHambright]

no one over 50 in congress anymore, pls

[Shawn Hambright @ShawnHambright]

yes. a thousand times YES.

[Sarah Kendzior @sarahkendzior]

Are people ever going to learn that snarkily quote-tweeting terrible content only spreads the content and benefits the people you allegedly oppose? This is so basic. Hard to fathom that years later, people still fall into this trap. It makes me wonder if they like the trap.

[Shawn Hambright @ShawnHambright]

the cause was said to be simply, “because they didn’t laugh when I came into the office with the sink”

[rat king 🐀 @MikeIsaac]

Saturday Night News: Musk fired the company’s entire senior staff “for cause,” an attempt to avoid paying out tens of millions of dollars in severance packages to the former CEO, CFO, GC and head of legal

https://t.co/vUF4PheK29

[Shawn Hambright @ShawnHambright]

@elonmusk the fuck would you know about comedy

[Shawn Hambright @ShawnHambright]

@JohnCleese you discount the work of the crew in this shot. A director is only as good as the crew they work with (including actors). That that crew were able to get this shot in NYC with what was likely a small budget, is an achievement.

[wint @dril]

you eat the weird colored halloween themed donuts and your shit will 100% turn Green. you sign a contract with God

[Shawn Hambright @ShawnHambright]

@SRuhle they regulate traditional media?

[David C Bell @MovieHooligan]

Imagine spending $44 billion on a website full of people making fun of you

[Shawn Hambright @ShawnHambright]

@saylahachey no. man made gender up. like religion.

[Shawn Hambright @ShawnHambright]

@benhebertdotcom I’m Thinking of Ending Things, Charlie Brown

[Shawn Hambright @ShawnHambright]

philip k dick’s “MEATCRIMES”

[8News WRIC Richmond @8NEWS]

Theft of frozen beef uncovers alleged multi-state meat crime ring https://t.co/mwKXv6YEsh

[Shawn Hambright @ShawnHambright]

@IwriteOK i’d love a sausage with some bonus materials. like the meatpacker’s commentary and shit

[Shawn Hambright @ShawnHambright]

@Eve6 the hell am I going to do with a CD in the year of our lord 2022?

[Shawn Hambright @ShawnHambright]

@dollarsanddata @RampCapitalLLC @MikeSington haha except someone is doing actual work

[Shawn Hambright @ShawnHambright]

pff. that’s only like 8 pairs of them shoes

[Al Jazeera English @AJEnglish]

Adidas expects to take a hit of up to $246m to its 2022 net income after ending its partnership with Kanye West https://t.co/oxCAwtABhm

[Shawn Hambright @ShawnHambright]

@ItalianComments @tmbg lol but they’re leaving the olives on there

[Shawn Hambright @ShawnHambright]

@ThatEricAlper The Pledge of Allegiance

[Shawn Hambright @ShawnHambright]

more like “YAAS!”-emite am i right

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

High winds at the perfect time of day created a previously undocumented 2,400-foot rainbow waterfall in Yosemite National Park

[Shawn Hambright @ShawnHambright]

twitter: the app that somehow gets WORSE every time you reinstall after deleting it in disgust 6 months ago

[Shawn Hambright @ShawnHambright]

I will listen to that new taylor swift album the same way I listened to all the others: 2-5 years after it came out

[Shawn Hambright @ShawnHambright]

@Eve6 literally never heard either of these guys’ names before in my life