Shawni

Hookers&Blow

[Shawni @Shawniiiii]

@jcqlnphan @aleciiiiis JACKIE PHAN!?

[Shawni @Shawniiiii]

Kitchens are always THE spot.

[Alecis Marie @aleciiiiis]

I can’t fathom that the VMAs are in Newark. Like are y’all gonna go to Tops Diner after?

[Shawni @Shawniiiii]

@aleciiiiis “Man, Fuck Rotten Tomatoes.”

[Shawni @Shawniiiii]

@yung4Ooz Only because the answer is timeless!

[Shawni @Shawniiiii]

@emmaazoccoli *Unpopular opinion warning*

The man Bruce tainted my tympanic membranes with HOT GARBAGE that most Jersey folk call “music”.

I take it personally.

[Shawni @Shawniiiii]

@emmaazoccoli You’re better off…

[Ott. @Ottsonic]

I just sampled Audrey Thee Rubadub Hamster munching on a juicy lettuce leaf, quantised it and now it’s my hi-hat.

#nextlevelshit

[Shawni @Shawniiiii]

@smiitttyyyy I just lost numerous brain cells as a result of this stupidity.

[Shawni @Shawniiiii]

Observed an entire laparoscopic gastric bypass operation today. Medical technology is SO dope. #HypoactiveBowelSounds

[VICE @VICE]

On April 5, two women filed a lawsuit against the DJ. Both say he gave them cash, unsolicited, after they had sex with him and that he encouraged them to send him naked photos when they were minors. His lawyer called the suit "without merit." https://t.co/L3hLpBBHwe

[Shawni @Shawniiiii]

@JeffJSays @smiitttyyyy

[Shawni @Shawniiiii]

@wokeboard I like to play it cool, but you’re right... it’s always an intentional flex. Gotta nail it in one smooth attempt as well. The internal shame of a failed attempt is far too heavy.

[Shawni @Shawniiiii]

I was today years old when I learned that tater tots are the hot dog of the potato world.

Life’s a trip, man.

[Shawni @Shawniiiii]

Are you like me? Do you brew copious amounts of coffee with your Keurig on a daily basis? If so, it may be time for a deep clean! Remember to descale, replace the water filter, and hand wash all removable parts!