ShawnzySwagg

The best there ever was and will be™ Peekaboo we found you™ Find a liar... cant? Bitch is missing™

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@dancerautumn Wow, you're about 5 hours away from me lol.

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Man, i don't feel good today :(

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@dollartree i'm happy to be working for dollar tree! Opening a new store is not easy but thank you for giving me a chance.

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There just happens to be a person at every bus stop. -witchy-

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Gah! The humidity is just nipping at the skin.

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@ohioepa Toledo Edison, Ohio Edison, 1st Ergy. Disseminating false and misleading envnmntl Disclosures

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@dancerautumn i had a dream about you know who. Must mean that i'll be encountering him soon. Bout time, we need to catch up for old tim ...

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@stubhub your trees' left eye is like stuck in the corner.

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Yes

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Yes #crossfire

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@utoledo Students are expected to hand over their many thousands but can't have a cigarette. What're you going to do fine students?

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@foxtoledo thanks for interrupting the peoples court and having your scrolling banner beeping in the cases' intros.

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I keep hearing "sponsored by buckeye cable" on television. How come my cable bill keeps going up but they got money to sponsor channels ...

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@13Abc Why would a city need to vote on a law that unenforceable. If police arrested anyone it would be a unlawful arrest.

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#divorcecourt Why does the plaintiff feel she deserve a break? She should have thought of that before getting preg.

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Rest In Peace Casey Kasem.

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@dancerautumn happy fathers day mr. Eggart

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@thechew What is the flavor, texture, and availability of heart of plam?

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@dancerautumn salut.

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#priceisright give george a speedo!