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It’s not who I am underneath but what I do that defines me

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iPhone 16 Pro camera test at a concert ⬇️

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@Musecases This is crazy. Apparently muse can bypass captchas all by itself

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@TransAlt That service road looks like a really safe way to turn. Did you overlook it or just don’t like the idea of cars?

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@duolingo @SamsungMobileUS Silence, brand

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@gliivsd

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@NYCMayor Subtitles are wrong.

To the editor: you gotta change Premiere Pro’s text engine to “Middle Eastern and South Asian” and install a proper Bengali font.

Left is what renders without proper formatting. Right is what it should look like.

[Joann Ariola NYC Council District 32 @JoannAriola32]

Hey @NYC_DOT this piece of metal has been sticking out of the ground for months. We sent Craig Chin seven emails about this issue since April 24th, and NOTHING has been done.

In what world is this even remotely acceptable? Maybe if this were a bike lane in Manhattan you'd get to it, but since it's a street in Queens you guys don't seem to care at all. DO YOUR JOBS.

@CBSNewYork @NBCNewYork @fox5ny @ABC7NY @PIX11News @APaolicelli17 @NY1 @News12

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@GAFollowers Odysseus just tryna get home be like

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“Penelope”

[Everything Georgia @GAFollowers]

On a delayed flight in Atlanta, a Delta pilot climbed outside of the cockpit and started loading luggage himself. ✈

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

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@nikitabier How does this mesh with @Restreamio

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If you search for a user, unless you have the exact username it wouldn’t suggest their profile (no matter how prominent that person is).

If you try to use advanced search wildcards such as “from:username” after typing “from:” it doesn’t detect the wildcard and stops suggesting usernames. e.g. if I start typing “from:elonm” it should suggest “from:elonmusk” as a suggestion.

Also the search doesnt auto correct / fix any typos so for example if I search for “nwe yrok knciks” in Google, it will say “showing result for New York Knicks” with a fallback for my exact terms.

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@mrbenjaminhoppe @benjitaylor This

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@thiojoe My brother in religious figure, they all look the same

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6-7 is everywhere

[Rick Paulas @rick_paulas]

An update to the greatest story of all time.

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@backlon Until it gets @killedbygoogle

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@chayesmatthew *comes back with a grenade*
*okay, now let’s talk*
(For legal reasons: this is a joke)

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@shipwithjay @peterpme Swipe down on the bottom portion of the screen to enable Reachability

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@9to5Google That sounds familiar @Vicetone

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King Charles dont need no secret service escort. He can just take the subway and nobody in America would even know who he is.

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Choose your character: Secret Service edition