Shay Thompson

Word slinging, plant eating, Original G with enough spare time on his hands to master the fine art of undergraduate bioscience.

[Shay Thompson @ShayFT]

Hi I'm shay I'm short

[Shay Thompson @ShayFT]

@connorlwilkes easy, some people might not have watched it yet

[Shay Thompson @ShayFT]

@DrFootballl such an inspirational story!

[Shay Thompson @ShayFT]

@CarltonSandhu @KevinQuinnTips this is my favorite thing on the internet right now

[Shay Thompson @ShayFT]

@FootyMemes @CarltonSandhu

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

How to seize the day:
1. Make desk quite tidy
2. Buy triple pack sandwich
3. Plan to try new type of cheese
4. Change desktop background

[ghost mom @radtoria]

When you let your mom cut your hair and she tells you what a handsome young man you are

[Shay Thompson @ShayFT]

@han__brown Thats so sad though, how about one more month?

[Shay Thompson @ShayFT]

Ive picked my #UltimateXI, who would get into your team? https://t.co/862bQFFOEU via @CNNSport

[Shay Thompson @ShayFT]

First Bowie, now Rickman. What kind of sad week is this.

[Shay Thompson @ShayFT]

@Connor_J_Hughes Which running backs are looking the best out there so far, and did any take advantage in the full contact drills today?

[David Baddiel @Baddiel]

I have to say I sometimes appreciate it when trolls don't muck about. https://t.co/hucABMxhGf

[Shay Thompson @ShayFT]

@Connor_J_Hughes @mikerodak the Rex effect

[Shay Thompson @ShayFT]

@calumt6 you were there?! man It kicked offf...

[Pitchfork @pitchfork]

Update: @drdre's new album features @kendricklamar, @Eminem, @icecube, @SnoopDogg, and more http://t.co/YeYRlpxOjr

[Shay Thompson @ShayFT]

got to be one of my biggest regrets not getting a prodigy ticket while I had the chance

[Shay Thompson @ShayFT]

@JamesAcaster It seems, either James is genuinely lazy or purely satisfying a lifes desire to masquerade as a member of the opposite sex..

[Shay Thompson @ShayFT]

@josiemiller_ me and max have started to singalong to rap using digger as a replacement for the n word, it rhymes but no insult..

[Guardian Science @guardianscience]

Planting coral could save Great Barrier Reef from climate change, say scientists http://t.co/KrTnR2J6bL