Shayla Mae Bailey

Designer, Digital Strategist, Civil Servant @USDA_AMS, Optimist, Dataphile. Passionate about food, health & education issues. Views are my own.

[Metro Forward @wmata]

📚Exciting news, DC students from kindergarten thru college! The Kids Ride Free SmarTrip® card is back for the school year. Ride to & from all school-related activities for free on Metrobus, Metrorail, and DC Circulator. Learn more: https://t.co/1Pf4ilQE8I #BackToSchool #wmata

[Shayla Mae Bailey @ShayMaeBai]

My kid made this 6 months ago but we can all agree that this is the claymation #LokiVariant we’ve been waiting for. #ChangeMyMind #loki

[Rashad Weaver @RashadWeaver]

My mom decided today, on her birthday she wanted to break 23 years of trust and bond we had built…. By telling me I’m in the NFL and I need to pay for my own phone bill. I feel betrayed.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

.@ItsGabrielleT is incredible 👏

@espnW (h/t @ARODMDPHD)

[alyssugh (she/her) @alystentothis]

I can’t believe I used to wake up, shower, put on cute outfit + heels, do hair and makeup, take 3 trains, place mobile Starbucks order, walk 10 minutes, pick up coffee, swipe employee badge, ride on elevator, swipe employee badge again ALL BEFORE 8:30am?????

[Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire]

Okay, so: I keep seeing people say that the new MORTAL KOMBAT took itself too seriously, and I think we have completely different expectations for our Saturday night cheese sandwiches.

[Lawrence Hurley @lawrencehurley]

“I’m here live, I’m not a cat,” says lawyer after Zoom filter mishap

“I can see that,” responds judge

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

So they grab the "Guardians" from your movies, they use the "Force" from our movies... then they have the gall to just steal their logo from "Star Trek"? Let's file a 3-way joint lawsuit & really nail these larcenous bastards! 🚀🪐☄️👽🛰️🌠
#MayTheDorksBeWithYou

[Shayla Mae Bailey @ShayMaeBai]

Wow!

[Shayla Mae Bailey @ShayMaeBai]

...1....

[Shayla Mae Bailey @ShayMaeBai]

💔

[British Bake Off @BritishBakeOff]

We are deeply saddened to hear that Luis Troyano has passed away. It was a huge honour and pleasure to have him in the Bake Off Tent for Series Five. Our condolences and thoughts go out to his friends and family.

[Netflix @netflix]

Is this where we pitch ideas for Unsolved Mysteries?

[Alisa the Writer 🐢 @the_alisa_renee]

My parents are 75 and 84. My son & I do frequent drive-by visits to make sure they have what they need. Today, I guess they needed to party.

[Kansas City Royals @Royals]

Decisions, decisions...

Which house you choosing? 🏠

[Metro Forward @wmata]

URGENT: METRO SERVICE FURTHER REDUCED TO SUPPORT *ESSENTIAL TRIPS ONLY* -- EFFECTIVE TOMORROW (WEDNESDAY) | INFO: https://t.co/xIzpCBOjBn #WMATA #dc #md #va #coronavirus #COVID19

[DonorsChoose @DonorsChoose]

#FillEveryShelf? Challenge accepted!
We love seeing boxes full of books arriving in classrooms across the nation.
You still have until tomorrow, Friday 3/6 to support a teacher asking for books and your donations will be doubled.
https://t.co/8whsENd4W8

[Shayla Mae Bailey @ShayMaeBai]

@James___Dean Do they hoist glasses of Pert Plus on NYE? #SoManyQuestions

[Shayla Mae Bailey @ShayMaeBai]

@James___Dean According to Trivial Pursuit, 5th edition, the British call champagne “shampoo.” Jer didn’t get that question correct.

[Shayla Mae Bailey @ShayMaeBai]

@AndHab I prefer this to singing Happy Birthday.

[Shayla Mae Bailey @ShayMaeBai]

@Capitals We’re ready! #ALLCAPS