Shayla Hope

Lover of corgis and iced coffee. Cross-stitching fiend. Neighborhood grandma. She/her

[Shayla Hope @ShaylaHope93]

Being an adult means you can make pancakes at 9:30 at night just ‘cause.

[Shayla Hope @ShaylaHope93]

I’m of the firm belief that all food can be made better by adding more garlic.

[Shayla Hope @ShaylaHope93]

It’s amazing what 50 degree weather does for my mental health 🍂🍁

[Shayla Hope @ShaylaHope93]

Has anyone watched The Rehearsal??? Because I can’t stop thinking about it and I NEED to talk to someone about it.

[Shayla Hope @ShaylaHope93]

@ginny_b_ro Incredible

[Shayla Hope @ShaylaHope93]

My two-year old nanny kid started crying actual tears because I wouldn’t play ‘Monster’ by @doddleoddle for the 9th time in a row… I think it’s safe to say he’s got pretty good music taste 😏

[Shayla Hope @ShaylaHope93]

@allisonstopit Nooooo 😭😭😭

[Shayla Hope @ShaylaHope93]

@ginnyb130 @ILLUMINUSNUMB @dumbricardo @codyy_ro I…wait what no???

[Shayla Hope @ShaylaHope93]

Burt Hummel was the ONLY good thing that came from of Glee.

[Shayla Hope @ShaylaHope93]

Man, I’m so jealous of my future kids for never having to experience overnight church camp.

[Shayla Hope @ShaylaHope93]

Casey got vaccinated today because I’m a baby who needed her hand held, so the pharmacist told him there were extra doses he could have. I’m not saying it pays to be a wimp buuuutttt.... 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Shayla Hope @ShaylaHope93]

Am I the only one who honestly can’t wait to turn 30?

[Shayla Hope @ShaylaHope93]

This is the second night in a row that I’ve dreamed about the vacuum we ordered... is this what being an adult means?

[Shayla Hope @ShaylaHope93]

What’s a girl gotta do to get vaccinated??

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

Joe Biden says he isn't sure if he has authority to cancel student debt.

So we asked a debt expert at Harvard Law School.

He does. He could do it today—and bring immediate relief to 43+ million Americans. @ei_conn explains how.

[Shayla Hope @ShaylaHope93]

Marriage is simultaneously the strangest and most incredible thing that’s happened to me. Does that make any sense?

[char @chardonyay]

if you’re going to a party tonight fuck you

[Shayla Hope @ShaylaHope93]

Being an adult means you can eat chips and guac before 10am, and no one can tell you otherwise.

[Shayla Hope @ShaylaHope93]

If you were wondering what it’s like to nanny a 16 month old, I spent most of my morning dancing to a potty-training song 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻

[Shayla Hope @ShaylaHope93]

I don’t think my nanny moms realized when they hired me that they would get a toddler who yells vines 25% of the time I say something to him 😅

[Shayla Hope @ShaylaHope93]

@codyy_ro Hi, me and my husband, who are both over the age of 25, would say that’s a big fat NO 🤷🏻‍♀️