The four horsemen of Web3 marketing: fear them all edition
The Airdrop Farmer’s Bestie: Measures success by how many bots joined the TG, not by how many humans stayed
The Meme Dealer: Posts “WAGMI” memes all day, but couldn’t explain the actual project utility if their life depended on it
The Vanity Metric Hunter: OBSESSED with follower count. Buys engagement, screenshots numbers, calls it “organic growth”
The Silent Marketer: Disappears after launch day. No updates, no community presence, then wonders why people faded
…and then there’s me, The Over-Engager: Replies to every comment, quote-tweets haters, still wonders why they’re drained by Tuesday
5 years in Web3 taught me how fast people change… and how fast you have to adapt
Still the lessons on life, money, mindset, and people?
Worth every scar
gm to everyone except:
– designers who take 3 weeks for 3 slides
– founders who brief on Sunday night for Monday launch
– people who think “pixel perfect” is optional
– haters of gradients (yes, we see you)
This is for my CT Kuchipoos
You’ve seen the tweets.
You’ve seen the memes.
You’ve seen me losing sleep for this.
Well we’re finally LIVE!
@BanzaOfficial is out in the wild!
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