Ravedad

The Redneck Ravedad™️, pit veteran, ordained minister.Real life Nick Miller, with a healthy helping of Bob Belcher
Motorsports Marketing with distortion

[Ravedad @ShazamIAm]

Twitter is my fully unhinged journal.
It’s my lyrical road rage.
I’m here to take no prisoners and say shit as fast as it pops into my head.
Sometimes that’s good, usually not so much.

[Ravedad @ShazamIAm]

@Boostka2jz @drinkonsaturday The moment you turned around I thought it might be you… then the car came out and I knew it hahah… is this still the first one from back home?!

[eliza ˙⋆✮ @enchantedflms]

bold of u to assume i ever stopped calling it twitter

[Ravedad @ShazamIAm]

@hannyayoukai @_GirlSay How many recruits do you think the military would get if they didn’t sell it to highschool kids?

[Ravedad @ShazamIAm]

@HoodedReptilian @hannyayoukai both of you mentioned voting so this is for you:

41% of 18-19 year olds voted in the last election.
Sure, they’re “legally” old enough to, but over half of them didn’t. Why? Because they don’t understand the importance, which is naive, a childlike attribute.

[Ravedad @ShazamIAm]

This is the real reason you see so much less of me 😂

[Softboy @softboywin]

post & delete is one thing, but do you ever be typing a tweet and mid sentence just be like nah i need to shut tf up 😂😂😂😂

[𝐠𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 @____selah]

i miss when rednecks hated the government and cops, now they're bootlickers

[Ravedad @ShazamIAm]

@Wisco_diva That’s not what everyone calls a bidet?

[Ravedad @ShazamIAm]

@Wisco_diva Pre-blizzard shopping is: chicken, maybe some milk, and a 30 rack of the best beers.
There you’re done and ready to hang out and watch the snow.

[Ravedad @ShazamIAm]

@prncssbuttaface I refuse to buy a Switch2 but damn that game looks fun lol

[Ravedad @ShazamIAm]

@Wisco_diva Wow Hubbard and Offspring?!
Do we need to do a blend?!

[Ravedad @ShazamIAm]

@Wisco_diva They stopped appearing cause they moved into the White House

[Ravedad @ShazamIAm]

@p00psterp00p Then play Windrose!

[Ravedad @ShazamIAm]

@Wisco_diva Consider this your subpoena. Lay em on me

[Ravedad @ShazamIAm]

@Wisco_diva Chattanooga hahaha

[Ravedad @ShazamIAm]

@cheersitskatie This has to be a bit.

[Ravedad @ShazamIAm]

@Wisco_diva I did not want her as president but she’s hard as hell lately.

[Ravedad @ShazamIAm]

I’ve slept with most of my friends.
Honestly I think it makes for a better friendship: the tension is gone, there’s no “will they/wont they?” and you’re just all around that much closer. Make great wingmen for eachother and better relationship advice for eachother.

[heaven baby ⚢ @M1SSIMS]

you should fuck your friends actually
like it makes no sense not to because why fuck a stranger when you have friends that you trust

[Ravedad @ShazamIAm]

@Wisco_diva I can fix her.

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

It’s time as a country that we start addressing religious psychosis as a public health issue.