Caramel✨

Good vibes only❤

[𝒩ℯ𝒷𝓊𝓁𝒶 𝒩ℯ𝓀ℴ🪞🎀 @MaNdlovujpeg]

No, that’s my type.

[Natasha Huckfield @dramadelinquent]

Maturing is realising your sick days are for when you’re sick of work

[Sir Daniel @sir_Danniell]

I would never spend my hard earned money on a mocktail

[thia🕸 @sugarwithvenom]

Approaching me knowing you don't cook for women is wild

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

“Are you free Sunday night”

Are you out of your mind.

[𝔇𝔢𝔢 @deeomi_]

Mtaka yote atapata yote na aongezewe!!!Be ambitious and chase everything you want

[Peris @Wambuib4sky]

Hii mwaka nimesema Wantam kuliko I love you 😭

[孤独 @Sir__Rendar]

So Jesus Christ died for me to meet my KPIs & Maximise shareholder value?

[Charity @tiny_charoh]

If I ever utter such words mjue I have lost my mind

[Patpat💖🌸 @_num4]

Fuck Ruto, fuck his ugly family, fuck his illiterate cabinet, fuck everyone who supports him, infact fuck his dog too 🚮

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

I'm type of person to restart a song because the conversation in my head got too loud and I missed half the song.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

If we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.

[NICO 击 • SEEING DAN AND PHIL!! @boytraining_]

some people really rawdog twitter. no oomfs no gcs no friend groups just the timeline algorithm

[Ach13ng'StanAccount. @Probablybakedaf]

1. Chukua Kura
2. Play KE Music
3. Don't Litter

[L3wi.s @Mnauwoo]

"si unakuanga umenyamaza sana"...mimi??...ni wewe siongeleshangi.

[Mwarii @thatgeminibloom]

🕯️Mungu nisikufie Thika road bila kuona places kama hizi

[Aminah🧃 @Unusual_hijabi]

You have to learn sarcasm, I cannot be saying I’m kidding all the time

[ZamaKonke Khuzwayo @ZamakonkeK]

Me pretending to read the menu knowing I'm going for the promo I saw on Instagram:

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 . @misskerrington]

im either at work, going to work, coming from work, getting ready for work, getting some sleep for work, or thinking about not wanting to go to work 😭