Scottie McCall Smith

I smell good.

[Scottie McCall Smith @ShcottieShmiff]

This is embarrassing, all my tweets from two years ago are about Bachelor In Paradise.

[Scottie McCall Smith @ShcottieShmiff]

Alright, I did a thing (and redownloaded twitter to share it) @CW_CrazyXGF @Racheldoesstuff @rachelbloomies

[Scottie McCall Smith @ShcottieShmiff]

@Wendys 4 for $4 is great, but your fries suck. Gimme a 3 for $3 or make your fries better #please #iamatwendysrightnow #thankyou

[Scottie McCall Smith @ShcottieShmiff]

@Wendys 4 for $4 is great, but your fries suck. Gimme a 3 for $3 or make your fries better #please #iamatwendysrightnow #thankyou

[Scottie McCall Smith @ShcottieShmiff]

"I try to be ladylike for Jesus." -my mom, commenting on how she doesn't throw back her neck when taking communion

[Scottie McCall Smith @ShcottieShmiff]

#BachelorInParadise "you're the hottest girl here" with a mouth full of food... Take another bite, start making out... Is that hot? Am I crazy? #CANADIANS

[Scottie McCall Smith @ShcottieShmiff]

Hold on. Is that how Blake showers? #TheBacheloretteFinale

[Scottie McCall Smith @ShcottieShmiff]

@mradamscott my husband can never keep it together when he even THINKS of how Ben reacts to Ron's whiskey in @parksandrecnbc. "Uh...ooh...HEY!" "He made that choice!"

[Scottie McCall Smith @ShcottieShmiff]

@KeysWalletPh0ne Lol how is no one asking about the fullbright? That’s insane. I vote responding, “thanks for asking, I’m researching ___” because COME ON!!! #h8rs #l8r

[Scottie McCall Smith @ShcottieShmiff]

@jvn I feel like my husband and I could spend half of one Saturday with you, and leave better, more confident, more beautiful people. Thanks for your work on Queer Eye!

[Scottie McCall Smith @ShcottieShmiff]

GOT MY HUSBAND TO LIKE @NBCThisisUs (OK I DID NOTHING, IT WAS ALL @SterlingKBrown), BUT THIS IS A HUGE MARRIAGE MOMENT!

[PJ @devilwearspraja]

Producers: Okay, you can switch Becca for Lauren. But you need to break up with Becca on camera and then propose to Lauren in front of her.

Arie: I love that.

#TheBachelor #TheBachelorFinale #AftertheFinalRose

[E @michelle9ohwell]

Arie: ‘Are you okay?’

Us: ArE yOU OkAY!?! #TheBachelor

[Felicity @FlossAus]

Seriously, Arie is so beige. His answer to any questions are like verbal sleeping tablets #TheBachelor

[Katie McDonald @kmac0824]

Seinne: Ivy League educated, world traveler, model, and amazing
Arie: Pasta is made of flour and egg? #TheBachelor

[bach party @thebacheLOL]

Can't believe we're all watching this date over the Olympics like what's wrong with all of us #thebachelor

[Sarah 🪩 ✨ @swainsch]

Arie is like if they made Toby Flenderson the bachelor. A bad guy? Not necessarily. Bland as hell? Absolutely. #TheBachelor

[Scottie McCall Smith @ShcottieShmiff]

I'm looking at Arie on @thebachelor but all I see is JD from @scrubs...the mannerisms! #theBachelor #scrubs @zachbraff @ariejr

[Scottie McCall Smith @ShcottieShmiff]

The same little girl on Season 4 Ep 3 of Sherlock also stars in the Netflix special A Christmas Prince. #batch #benedictbatch