Kristen👩🏾

FMU Alumna 👩🏾‍🎓 Alpha Woman 💚💕 IG: kristen.veronica

[kevikev @KevCoke6]

Lil Wayne’s verse on “Mad” by Solange is one of his most personal verses ever. I wonder what she said to get that from him.

[Jessss🕊️ @jessica37895]

C’est incroyable que la façon la plus simple d’enregistrer un PDF soit de faire croire à l’ordinateur qu’on va l’imprimer

[Dionne NYC @missglamorous]

Who decided not to stamp passports anymore?? I hate technology sometimes

[Chelan876 @mamachell]

3 Bananas? The other fruit don't stand A CHANCE

[Iceberg Slime 🥶 @ForeverFlyMike]

Hell naw Mojo Brooks on a warpath

[uniq @ethrealuniq]

now i understand why older people are calmer...after you’ve died enough times inside, you learn to breathe, let go, and simply be.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

the songs your parents played growing up live in you forever

[Cello/Phn @Cellowphane]

Salem would have had her set to broil by noon

[bum @BattleRapBum]

MAN I GOT SUMMER HATIN ON ME CUZ IM HOTTER THAN THE SUN, GOT SPRING HATIN ON ME CUZ I AINT NEVER SPRUNG. WINTURRR HATIN ON ME CUZ IM COLDER THAN YALL— AND I WILL NEVER, I WILL NEVER I WILL NEVER FALL

[Black @BlackLilith_25]

I am the stone that the builder refused
I am the visual, the inspiration
That made Lady sing the blues I'm the spark that makes your idea bright
The same spark that lights the dark
So that you can know your left from your right I am the ballot in your box, the bullet in the gun
The inner glow that lets you know to call your brother son
The story that just begun, the promise of what's to come
And I'ma remain a soldier 'til the war is won

[Becca 🎧 @BeccaRBRoyalty]

Eddie Murphy was so sure this song was gonna take off on the charts because his friend, Michael Jackson, was featured on it. 😭

[Juice @DustyWhoads]

TSA gonna have you hanging by your ankles

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

the final stage of being a woman is understanding your mom.

[EM👑 @EmLen_]

Big B and that B stands for Bands

[Larry Legend @larryislegend]

I went to a Hov show once and he did Niggas In Paris like 5x. Said the Marshalls told him it’s a 50K fine for people dancing on the stairs.

He then said “what’s 50 grand to a mafucka like me” and the beat dropped again.

He might pay that fine lol

[gg. @theedouble_g]

Jenifer Lewis has 24 hours!

[B’DAY 20th Anniversary Updates @B7Album]

This is crazy

[Queendom | Career Coach & Resume Revisionist @HumblyChic]

God I thank you for fully functioning air condition in my home and my car.

Never taking it for granted…. NEVER.

[Zito @_Zeets]

First time I had a margarita: