clem ramdango

Hold tight, hard crew!

[Matty @CoopzFM]

Massive credit to Blyth Town who may be the first football club in HISTORY to have a deep fat fryer in the men’s toilets. Fantastic facilities. #NonLeague

[Ed McCosh @EdMc_Cosh]

If he discovers munchy boxes, it's all over.

[Alejandra. @AlejandraTuk]

La historia de Cristiano Ronaldo es la del Rayo McQueen si nunca se hubiese perdido en Radiador Springs. Qué importante es tener amigos.

[✧ @deeprvo]

this quansah performance

[Wayne Rooney @WayneRooney]

Me and Joe hart having a few beers. Oooossssshhhhh

[Shutts 🇲🇽 🇨🇼 🇺🇾 🇳🇴 @Shuttsapalooza]

Sensational reaction

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

'Andy Burnham is not so much King of the North as Slayer of the South. His government will fail, but not before inflicting immense damage on London and the Home Counties'

Read the comment in full by @AllisterHeath 👇
https://t.co/K79FbA6IbQ

[clem ramdango @SheWantTheRam_Z]

KILL YOURSELF MOYES

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

BREAKING: Two people climbed atop the Empire State Building’s 1,454-foot spire and unfurled a banner reading, “When the power of love beats the love of power, the world knows peace.” Police are working to bring them down safely.

[Football Ramble @FootballRamble]

Truly iconic commentary from Danny Murphy on the BBC just now.

*shot of Oscar Bobb*

“I used to have a cat called Bob”

*silence*

“Jumped in the back of a Royal Mail van and never saw him again”

[clem ramdango @SheWantTheRam_Z]

@FplHardman Fathers for justice big Sunday dinner

[clem ramdango @SheWantTheRam_Z]

Not saying I need to get a girlfriend but the last time I had sex carrier bags were free

[clem ramdango @SheWantTheRam_Z]

@FplHardman I'm rattled what's going on

[clem ramdango @SheWantTheRam_Z]

Day 1 of the greater manchester lockdown. I have not had sex in 18 months

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: Trump declares “I’d be the greatest communist in history.”

[clem ramdango @SheWantTheRam_Z]

jurgen klopp, famous for his respect for african football and african footballers

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

Jurgen Klopp walked out of an interview with a broadcaster after being asked about former Germany midfielder Bastian Schweinsteiger’s description of African football as “wild” and “unorthodox”.

Schweinteiger, who spent 17 seasons with Bayern Munich, commented on Ivory Coast’s style of play before their loss to Germany in Toronto last week on German broadcaster ARD, saying the side played “African football” which was “a bit wild, a bit unorthodox and a bit perhaps not so conditioned by tactics”.

Former Liverpool head coach Klopp, who is working with broadcaster Magenta for the World Cup, was asked about the comment by Deutsche Welle on Wednesday but refused to comment on the topic and instead walked away.

“No, no. I have no chance; I have no chance to answer this question,” he said. “Everybody likes it so you bring me into this situation, it’s not my job that everyone likes it but this is a serious subject and I don’t even know what is appropriate to say.

“For African people it’s one thing, for other people it’s another thing, and I’m not here.”

🔗 https://t.co/7meLLlgHMC

[clem ramdango @SheWantTheRam_Z]

Merry Christmas to all my Australian followers

[clem ramdango @SheWantTheRam_Z]

@JoeStephenson96 Really glad you had a nice time

[Aidan James @mcandidate]

getting done for this in 2026 is phenomenal, you have to say