Andy Sheales

Workaholic. Noise boy. Doggo daddy. Chainsaw enthusiast.

[Andy Sheales @Shealesy]

@WSkribbles Saw this and thought of you 🤣🤣 #NeverTrustATory #Scotland #ScottishIndependence

[Andy Sheales @Shealesy]

@UK_Husqvarna Double duty braces! Keeps trousers up while working, keeps baby up while eating lunch! #WorkFromHome

[Andy Sheales @Shealesy]

#Hulkenback ?

[Andy Sheales @Shealesy]

@btbusinesscare Can i report a fault with your fault reporting website? Your fault reporting website has a fault where you can't report a fault.
My broadband has a fault that i also struggled to report because my broadband has a fault and your fault reporting service has a fault.

[Andy Sheales @Shealesy]

They saw a watched pot never boils, well a watched boiler never lights so it must be brew time. #BoringTweet

[Andy Sheales @Shealesy]

I rest my case https://t.co/jQWG7VXHv6

[Andy Sheales @Shealesy]

Has anyone looked at infant vaccinations and which ones last until they’re “about 16?” Given the minimal impact on under 16s. Does one of those have any lasting effect against COVID-19? #Covid19Scotland #ToiletThoughts #NotAScientist #SaveTheChildren

[Andy Sheales @Shealesy]

Found a deep, nasty dent in the door of my otherwise paint-perfect car. #CurrentMood

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

We're being taken for absolute mugs. Our parents, our kids, our carers, our health workers, every one of us. It's such a sad day.

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

We’re absolutely disgusted that Boris Johnson has put protecting Dominic Cummings above the health of this country

Please RT if you are too

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Never seen Twitter so united - journalists, pundits, politicians, celebrities & the public all ENRAGED by what they just heard, regardless of their political persuasion.
We all know people who've lost loved ones & couldn't be there for them because they obeyed the rules.

[Mark Stephen @markstephen60]

When someone knows where all the bodies are buried and knows who is hiding what shabby secret then that person is un-sackable. What is more alarming is that there seems to be no political mechanism which would allow us to do anything about it. The system is broken beyond repair

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Watching Johnson. This is despicable. Parents all over this country have abided by the lockdown rules, even while ill themselves. Hundreds of thousands managed toddlers while shut up inside cramped accommodation, purely for the common good AS THE GOVERNMENT TOLD THEM TO DO.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Grieving families have been split, funerals have been unattended, the dying have been forced to say their farewells via iPads, because people obeyed the rules to protect the NHS & save lives, and Johnson stands there defending that utter fuckweasel Cummings.

[Andy Sheales @Shealesy]

Has anyone looked at infant vaccinations and which ones last until they’re “about 16?” Given the minimal impact on under 16s. Does one of those have any lasting effect against COVID-19? #Covid19Scotland #ToiletThoughts #NotAScientist #SaveTheChildren

[Andy Sheales @Shealesy]

It’s time. Skip #IndyRef2 and just declare it please @NicolaSturgeon

[Andy Sheales @Shealesy]

I just earned the 'Highlander (Level 7)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/4JLmLcbyLh

[Andy Sheales @Shealesy]

I just earned the 'God Save the Queen (Level 54)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/BmIHKx8aiV