Joke Peralta

Idre his Mother Nemdhiyaag irbeku😤

[Joke Peralta @Shed_Games840]

@Sharatspoojary @Moleculeexhu @Sharat0213 Absolutely, Because only Christians dies due to Covid and the rest were are all saved by their Gods😆

[Joke Peralta @Shed_Games840]

@Moleculeexhu @Sharat0213 When covid was in peak in Italy, News came out that Old people will not get ventilator support due to shortage and younger people will be prioritised anta, Adke Pungli said that.

[amit kilhor @amitkilhor]

The dudes family has been in powers, been kings for more than 280 years..... When Marathas were ruling, they were Marathas, when Britishers ruled, his ancestors sided with Britishers, when congress was ruling they joined congress, when bjp is ruling they joined bjp --- that's the only knack they have, to be at the correct door of the power.

And after ruling the area for 250 years, the dude comes and tells, hey... A 20 year old bittu Tabahi cleaned the drain on his own, why don't you too..

Why don't you tell Gwalior and MP, that it's been 250 years and you couldn't clean a drain.
If after 300 years of a family's direct rule, the rivers are being cleaned by kids, then kings might be being dishonest.
Yes... Bittu Tabahi is the indian we need, but there's one who we don't also...

Dude's talking very loud, but just not telling, if a 20 year old could do, then what was MP, mla, municipality was doing?

Bro, we are in 1984.
And no redemption is coming.

His son will give a similar speech in 2053.

[ನವೀನ್ ಕಿರುಗುಳಿಗೆ @fitness_kannada]

Boss ಅವರ ಮಾತಿಂಗಿಂತ ಅವರದು ಜೀವನ ನೋಡಿ ಕಲಿತದ್ದೇ ಜಾಸ್ತಿ:

1. ಮನುಷ್ಯ rational ಆಗಿ ತನ್ನದೇ ದಾರೀಲಿ ಒಂದೊಳ್ಳೆ ಜೀವನ ಬದುಕೋಕ್ಕೆ ಸಾದ್ಯ ಇದೆ.
2. ಹಲವಾರು ಕ್ಷೇತ್ರದಲ್ಲಿ interest ಇಟ್ಕೊಂಡು, ನಮ್ಮ ಕೈಯಲ್ಲಿ ಆದಷ್ಟು ಅದನ್ನ explore ಮಾಡ್ಕೊಂಡು, ಮೆದುಳಿಗೆ ಕೆಲಸ ಕೊಡೋದೇ ದೊಡ್ಡ spirituality.
3. ಜೀವನದಲ್ಲಿ ಸ್ವಲ್ಪ humour ಇದ್ರೇನೆ ಮಜಾ.
4. ನಮ್ಮ ಮುಖ, ಆಲೋಚನೆಗಳನ್ನು ಸಾಮಾಜಿಕವಾಗಿ ತೋರಿಸೋದು. ಯಾವಾಗಲೂ ಒಂದು inner circle ಅಲ್ಲೇ ಇರೋದಲ್ಲ. Conflict of opinion ಬೇಕು ತಲೆ ಸರಿಗೆ ಕೆಲಸ ಮಾಡಕ್ಕೆ.
5. Self doubt ಗಿಂತ ಹೆಚ್ಚು, ನಮ್ಮ ಬುದ್ದಿ ಮೇಲೆ ನಂಬಿಕೆ ಜಾಸ್ತಿ ಇಟ್ಕೊಳ್ಳೋದು.
6. ಒಂದೊಳ್ಳೆ ಸಂಸಾರಿಕ ಜೀವನ ಮುಖ್ಯ.
7. ಆಡೋ ಮಾತಿಗೆ ಬೆಲೆ ಬರಬೇಕಾದರೆ ಅದರ ಹಾಗೆ ಬದುಕೋದು ಮುಖ್ಯ.

[Shankar von Mysuru @MeShankara]

Buying a home in Bengaluru in 2026 feels less like a goal and more like a fever dream. A decent 2BHK in any good locality now routinely starts at ₹1.4–1.8 crore, while homes under ₹1 crore have almost vanished from the core city. For most mid-level professionals the monthly EMI alone sits between ₹80,000 and ₹1.1 lakh — a number that swallows a huge chunk of even a high tech salary.

This is the generation that earns more than their parents ever did, yet owning a house here feels more impossible than it did a decade ago. The gap between rising incomes and exploding property prices keeps widening, leaving many people stuck in the “almost ready” phase year after year.

Is Bengaluru quietly pricing out its own workforce, or is this simply the new normal we all have to accept? Be honest in the comments: are you still planning to buy here, or have you already started looking at other cities?

#BengaluruHousing #CostOfLiving #BangaloreRealEstate

[Sandeep Parswanath @sarpame]

I am ready to take a bad name for the sake of Bengaluru

We have a leader for bengaluru @krishnabgowda after a long time !

[Yusef @Fede8Y]

2022 2026

[Venky @Amerikannadiga]

Kannadiga first. Kannada Nadu/Nudi first. I’m a Kannadiga from India.

[ಸಜಿತ್ @SajithGowda]

Kannada activists should know this..

[Krishna Byre Gowda @krishnabgowda]

It’s a politically risky and unpopular decision. But, necessary for the sake of Bengaluru.
At least some footpaths should be reserved for pedestrians. I request people to respect the fundamental right of public to decent footpath. Pls voluntarily remove encroachments or obstructions. It is the law. It may inconvenience you. But, it is for the larger good.

ಇದು ರಾಜಕೀಯ ರಿಸ್ಕ್ ಹಾಗೂ ಕೆಲವರಿಗೆ ಹಿಡಿಸಿದ ನಿಲುವು. ಆದರೆ ಬೆಂಗಳೂರಿನ ಜನರ ಅವಶ್ಯಕತೆ.

ಕನಿಷ್ಠ ಕೆಲವು ಪಾದಚಾರಿ ಮಾರ್ಗಗಳಾದರೂ ನಡೆಯುವುದಕ್ಕೆ ಮೀಸಲಾಗಿರಬೇಕು. ಸಾರ್ವಜನಿಕರಿಗೆ ಸುಗಮ ಪಾದಚಾರಿಮಾರ್ಗದ ಮೂಲಭೂತ ಹಕ್ಕನ್ನು ಎಲ್ಲರೂ ಗೌರವಿಸಬೇಕೆಂದು ವಿನಂತಿಸುತ್ತೇನೆ.

ದಯವಿಟ್ಟು ಸ್ವಯಂ ಪ್ರೇರಿತರಾಗಿ ಒತ್ತುವರಿ ಹಾಗೂ ಅಡತಡೆಗಳನ್ನು ತೆರವುಗೊಳಿಸಿ, ಇದು ಕಾನೂನಿನ ಅವಶ್ಯಕತೆಯಾಗಿದೆ.

ಇದರಿಂದ ಕೆಲವರಿಗೆ ಸ್ವಲ್ಪ ಅನಾನುಕೂಲ ಉಂಟಾಗಬಹುದು ಆದರೆ ಇದು ನಮ್ಮ ಬೆಂಗಳೂರಿನ ಸಾರ್ವಜನಿಕರ ಹಿತಕ್ಕಾಗಿ ತೆಗೆದುಕೊಳ್ಳುತ್ತಿರುವ ಕ್ರಮವಾಗಿದೆ.

#GBA #GreaterBengaluruAuthority

[Uravanna @Uravanna2]

North Indians have extracted more money from South India than the British, Portuguese, and French combined.

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Much respect to melons for keeping their seeds in one neat pile, unlike watermelons.

[Ramesh Srivats @rameshsrivats]

Looks like there needs to be a slogan change to "Prati Sala Cup Namde".
#RCBvsGT

[Joke Peralta @Shed_Games840]

@supreetkashyap Rahul Tewatia Groin area ge biddaga, Jani said “ Bajji ge biddide” Chiple was controlling his laughter.

[Amarnath Shivashankar @Amara_Bengaluru]

@ShamikaRavi All the more reason to not study Hindi in South India. Its so irrelevant that children shouldnt waste time and energy studying Hindi.
All the more reason to drop Hindi from Central Government offices and reject the official 3 language formula mounted on GOI departments.

[ಕಾರ್ತಿಕ್ ವೆಂಕಟೇಶ್ l K@RTH!K Venkatesh🟨🟥 @VKkarthik169]

ಅಷ್ಟೇ 💪💛❤️

[Arjun* @mxtaverse]

Everytime you think you have seen the most disturbing piece of news imaginable, Vishwaguru reminds you that it can always get worse.

[Joke Peralta @Shed_Games840]

@vijeshetty @SmtSudhaMurty Says the Guy from the most communal district of the state🤣

[Joke Peralta @Shed_Games840]

@Preetam_M_Rao Liked everything except Pratap Simha.

[Ravi Prakash Official @raviprakash_rtv]

I’m a Telugu journalist based out of Hyderabad and I’m writing this on behalf of EVERY SOUTH INDIAN STATE.
India needs to pay URGENT attention !!

This is not delimitation. This is political punishment.
Punishment for controlling population.
Punishment for investing in education.
Punishment for doing exactly what the nation asked us to do.

For decades, South Indian states acted responsibly , built human capital, strengthened public systems, and contributed disproportionately to India’s economy.

And now, the reward?
Fewer voices in Parliament.
Let that sink in.
States that governed better are being pushed to the margins, while political power shifts purely on population numbers.

This is not federalism. This is a structural imbalance in the making.
Is India still a Union of States or are we heading toward permanent dominance by a few, at the cost of others?

Representation cannot come at the cost of balance.

Democracy cannot mean silencing those who performed better.

If delimitation happens without safeguards, it won’t just redraw constituencies , it will redraw the idea of India itself.
SOUTH INDIA IS NOT ASKING FOR PRIVELEGE.
It is asking for fairness.

@narendramodi @PMOIndia @ncbn @AndhraPradeshCM @revanth_anumula @TelanganaCMO @siddaramaiah @CMofKarnataka @mkstalin @CMOTamilnadu @pinarayivijayan @CMOKerala