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Prospective employers should not take the views expressed here seriously

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#mood

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and yer dog

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#AI will shag your mam

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and yer Da'

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Cancel your TV licence

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@GlasgowCC Careful, your sectarian agenda is showing

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Class paying for the SAS innit?

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Imagine if the rich spent their money more

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@wreck_tech @micro_chop Yup

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@fesshole What are you doing with your life?

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@fesshole She’s getting rattled

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@fesshole Never change

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@fesshole I can relate

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@fesshole Living the dream

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@fesshole CLASS

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Pizza Guy Who Hasn’t Been Asked to Chuck a Pie in the Sewer for a While Starting to Worry About the Ninja Turtles

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@BBCNews where’s the French retirement age strikes coverage?

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Be more French

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@theneedledrop De La obvs

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@micro_chop Stakes is High
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