Sheila

family guy elitist

[Sheila @SheilaLoser]

Can't interact with one of the coolest dudes I know because he posts furry latex fetish content now

[brandon* @brndxix]

the american dream

[proteus @proteusjumpship]

wanting to join a teamfight but you have to clear a wave off your shrines

[aves @WNBAPILLED]

deploying my hype edit of mostly retired child abuse victims to epically own alysa liu

[Noe (Oliver Skipp fan account) @SkippyHQ]

21st century nuclear family: tiktok brainrot dad, IG baddie mom, gay uncle and woke baby.

[KaydaCant @kaydacant]

Man deadlock edits are all the same... If only there was a large gorilla instead and he was from the-- oh my god.

[Ned Fulmer @nedfulmer]

ethan klein can fuck all the way off

[ari @aricantsingh]

i hate gay Halloween wdym you’re Jennette McCurdy’s non-existent book “Matter Fact Fvck My Granny Too” …

[ȘtefWuzHere - clean era (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠) @shtefwuzhere]

This video genuinely comforts me so much, it's unexplainable

[awesomehalofan @awesomehalofan]

twitter feed is entirely porn, halo gameplay clips, and cool car photographs.

[kyro @wyakyro_]

She has seen both Hitler and Lil Pump in her lifetime

[Kalua @GucciFeline]

Me: *spent 100 bucks on dance lessons to learn how to dougie*

The guy outside who spent 100 bucks on fentanyl:

[Brizz-Chan (Mr drive) @billybrizzle420]

Not to defend Ethan Klein but what’s the point in having a multi million dollar media empire if you can’t even cheat on your Mossad handler wife anymore. Says a lot about society

[local producer @trappalachian2]

The reds financial situation

[rj! @RJcrusty]

they were like the wu-tang clan for white people

[kovan / kel 🏳️‍⚧️ @Kovanartz]

Being in a fandom where drama is frequent but you aren't 15 anymore so you don't care

[Grub @DirtMaggotEater]

Dude this porn is so fucking good it makes me want to merge without looking

[ִKent Dunlap ໒꒱⋆.˚ @onmyr4dar]

didn't jerk off my morning wood today

[Sheila @SheilaLoser]

this but actually

[AIPAC 🇺🇸🇮🇱 @AIPAC]

AIPAC is why your fantasy football team stinks.

AIPAC is why the weather is bad.

AIPAC is why you need an app to park.

Say NO to Bernie’s obsessive scapegoating.

YES to an America that works with our ally to create U.S. jobs, keep America safe, and promote democratic values.

[jack @jack_bfr]

Mike Vrabel now that the games over and he can go cheat on his wife:

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Refs when Ben Johnson designs a play they’ve never seen before