A

🌈 mildly irritating but overall harmless 🌈 she/her

[A @SheisOkay__]

2 years difference (and hair growth)

[🦇 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 | nsfw @horrorsthetics]

jennifer’s body, 2009

[🪩🎲🍒 @expired_grl]

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[#HalfBae @_Pvplx_]

This comes to mind immediately 😭🤣🤣

[゛ ☆ .ᐟ ⋆ @veinIuvr]

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

i’m the black mold of the family

[frick @gofrickurself]

At rock bottom do you want anything

[c @c110101101]

They put Kill Yo Self in the pollen this year

[jess @jessinomenon]

notice how justin bieber is allowed to hate paparazzis but when it’s chappell she’s a karen who is not made for fame and should change careers? https://t.co/9lVYGR2MO5

[looms 🎧 ⋆˚✿˖° | nw orphan black @isabrionesgf]

every episode of orphan black just makes me realize how amazing of an actress tatiana maslany is… mind you she’s literally playing both of these parts and she ACTS DOWN

[cat ✯🐈‍⬛ @plazasfilm]

the world knowing about aubrey and lizzie being pregnant in the same week is giving very this of them

[KNEECAP @KNEECAPCEOL]

Happy anniversary

[chase @_chase_____]

having the hiccups will truly reveal which of your friends worship at the alter of science and reason (suggest holding your breath until the hiccups go away) and which of your friends will try to “scare them out of you” like a fanatical priest from the 1800s

[shiv roy's bob @stellamilfburn]

wrong

[Julie @hoolie_r]

Coworker: “Hey can you—“
Me today:

[Lizzy @Ormlycia]

genuinely upset because we don’t get beautiful romcoms like this anymore

[suze @cortadoedison]

If I knew one of my best friends was going to betray me, I’d also host a 12-person dinner about it

[Mark MacKillop @mark_mackillop]

THEIRS?!?! #nonbinary

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

Now imagine you're an apple, a pear, a plum, a strawberry, an orange, a cake, an ice cream, a pickle, cheese, salami, a lollipop, a cherry pie, a sausage, a cupcake, a watermelon, or a green leaf.

Not so happy, is it

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

the chain reaction of this song leading to zendaya and tom holland’s marriage