Terry Shelander

[Terry Shelander @ShelanderTerry]

@GovofCO I think congress stopped delivering 30 years ago. Realistically, do we even need a full-time congress anymore? If we could keep the same spending budget year after year, we could have a balanced budget in 10 years. And don't we already have 99% of the laws we need?

[Terry Shelander @ShelanderTerry]

@RepPettersen And yet since the beginning of money, that has been reality for most of us. We are free to choose what we spend our money on. We reap the consequences, good or bad.

[Terry Shelander @ShelanderTerry]

@RonDeSantis Can you move to Colorado and run for governor in 2030?

[Terry Shelander @ShelanderTerry]

@TheBabylonBee No matter how your MLB team disappoints you, it could be worse...you could live in a perpetual state of apathy because your team is the Rockies.

[Terry Shelander @ShelanderTerry]

@GovofCO And anything can happen to you on Colfax. 🤕

[Terry Shelander @ShelanderTerry]

@TheBabylonBee When that old favorite shirt starts becoming holey, I treat it as holy, and make it into a paint shirt.

[Terry Shelander @ShelanderTerry]

@TheBabylonBee And served warm so the bitter after taste lingers.

[Terry Shelander @ShelanderTerry]

@RepPettersen Well, yeah! Obviously, every member of Congress needs to re-take financial literacy training so they can figure out what causes a $40 trillion debt.

[Terry Shelander @ShelanderTerry]

@RonDeSantis Alligators and crocodiles is not really a claim to fame. 😉

[Terry Shelander @ShelanderTerry]

@RepPettersen But wasn't this man fleeing capture with his 5 yo son in the car? Maybe we should wait until all the facts are uncovered before blaming Trump.

[Terry Shelander @ShelanderTerry]

@TheBabylonBee And shame to the foolish servant who took all his money and invested it in Beanie Babies.

[Terry Shelander @ShelanderTerry]

@RepPettersen I'm not concerned about counting near as much as I am concerned about ballot harvesting.

[Terry Shelander @ShelanderTerry]

@RonDeSantis If you decide not to run for President, could you move to Colorado and be our governor?

[Terry Shelander @ShelanderTerry]

@TheBabylonBee As hard as the Angels tried, they still couldn't dislodge the Rockies from their iron grip as the worst team in baseball.

[Terry Shelander @ShelanderTerry]

@WhiteHouse It would have made sense to locate the steel mill near the Mesabi iron ore mines in Minnesota. But Minnesota would have blocked it. So, Iowa reaps the rewards.

[Terry Shelander @ShelanderTerry]

@RepPettersen Do you know anyone who understands AI well enough to write technical regulations without destroying the industry? It sure is not politicians!

[Terry Shelander @ShelanderTerry]

@TheBabylonBee I notice that nobody is worried about Hindus, Buddhists, Jews, and other civilized groups. Just Muslims and liberals.

[Terry Shelander @ShelanderTerry]

@RepPettersen At "no cost"? Seems like somebody must pay for it.

[Terry Shelander @ShelanderTerry]

@RepPettersen You are right. We need independent media. Unfortunately, CNN, MSNOW, and Politico are not independent.

[Terry Shelander @ShelanderTerry]

@GovofCO On the other hand, we are not reading about nuclear atrocities that Iran would surely have committed if we hadn't destroyed their bomb-making facilities. It is kind of selfish to complain about the inconvenience of higher prices without balancing that against the threats.