Shelbae 👸🏼

Queen of Scheme

[Shelbae 👸🏼 @Shelbae08]

Every like this gets I’ll have a glass of wine for

[henry the vacuum @henry_sux]

that rat bitch jolene did this

[San Miguel Sheriff @SheriffAlert]

Large boulder the size of a small boulder is completely blocking east-bound lane Highway 145 mm78 at Silverpick Rd. Please use caution and watch for emergency vehicles in the area.

[Jake Karmel @jakekarmel]

Me at my wedding introducing @chelbb_ @alexandra__mcc @ohhillno @warfordcourtney @Shelbae08 to everyone

[alexandra @alexandra__mcc]

Girls be like “I needed this” and it’s just a Sunday morning cuddle puddle breaking down their friend’s wedding wearing @sundayscaries shirts since that’s what brought them all together

@ohhillno
@Shelbae08
@warfordcourtney
@jakekarmel
@willdefries

[alexandra @alexandra__mcc]

Imagine one day you’re scrolling on Twitter and all of a sudden these five bozos are all dressed up for your wedding.

[Andy Slye @slye]

That feeling when your girlfriend from high school finally gets engaged.

I used to tell myself: Andrew, it’ll be ok. She wasn’t right for you.

I just hope her husband isn’t some handsome buff football player.

[The Best @TheBestqueenx]

I love them. 😂

[🎃 @twaniimals]

When a dog dies of old age in The Sims 3, the Grim Reaper reassures them with a hug and throws a stick for them to follow into the afterlife.

[Matt Verderame @MattVerderame]

Please, please. I can’t take any more flattery. I’m but a simple man

[sarah @sandwichlover7]

(australian voice) i just saur naursfauraurtaur

[Shelbae 👸🏼 @Shelbae08]

Someone hired a hit man because the orcas weren’t doing it fast enough

[Shelbae 👸🏼 @Shelbae08]

Nothing more fun than getting a text from your cousin showing your brother is married when he never even told you he’s engaged

[Thrones Updates @ThronesUpdates]

#USAElection2024

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

OH HE ATE THIS I’M SORRY😭😭😭

[Shelbae 👸🏼 @Shelbae08]

@Da_Real_AG_ IT WAS ONE TIME

[wizzy (let me cook arc) @wizzyknows]

rage *from afar*

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

Thank goodness none of them overreacted 😹