e hilly🪆

someone’s bitch ex-wife

[e hilly🪆 @ohhillno]

"Try to dress more formally in Europe than you would in America, to blend in"

me:

[amandalorian 🪩🧚🏽✨ @amandalorian_]

freddy’s flat when he makes it back to germany

[͏͏͏𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⌖ @cagiago_]

Just landed in Georgia for the World Cup 🙏🙏 where is Atlanta so I can avoid that place

[Rachel Varina @rachelvarina]

yes yes oldest daughters are A Thing, but have you ever been the oldest daughter but ALSO the baby of the family with all brothers?

[k @prettyoddgirly]

What is it about love island that makes me feel like I have to be freshly showered in a pair of clean pajamas with my hair slicked back like a toddler in order to hit play on an episode

[neon (unserious) @neon_heartbeat]

Cassie will walk into the room with a gun and shoot Maddy. Then Rue will come in and shoot Cassie. Then alamo will come in and shoot rue and Maddy just in case right before Lexi comes in and shoots Alamo. And they’ll just play mmm whatcha say the whole time

[Caroline Siede @CarolineSiede]

Wait, why is Euphoria billing it as a season finale and not a series finale? Please free everyone from this show

[molly @angelinrealtime]

it’s fucked up how there are like 1000 christmas songs but only 1 song about being a wichita lineman

[e hilly🪆 @ohhillno]

referring to my wedding as a destination wedding but the destination is omaha nebraska

[Danielle @moshgraves]

are you normal or did you already plan your middle of nowhere tour fit as soon as you secured tickets

[Dumb Bitch Capital, LLC @dumbbitchcap]

The end of Spirit airlines will have devastating downstream economic impacts . Bacon Bitch in Miami Beach is doomed. Wet Willie’s and the Clevelander are in danger. Hundreds of vape shops and Kava bars will not see winter 2027. Exotic car rentals , did anyone think of them? Bloodbath. This is going to be like Detroit in the late 1960’s when all of the plants closed down

[chase @cfree94]

COWGIRL SO CONFUSING

[carmen @gldnh0ur]

it’s been arenas since star crossed like leave this business to the family.

[e hilly🪆 @ohhillno]

i been saying this. secaucus’ middle name is nicole btw.

[Cami @tajin_rim]

chicago’s middle name is absolutely marie and my roommate and i have done our due diligence in deciding the middle names of other midwest cities:

[anna (In Play, Chad(s)) @rockmeannadeus]

(bravely) i would have never cheated on megan thee stallion

[Marysol’s cocky cock @CockyMarysol]

''You better not be high, racist and quadrupling down when I get there''

Emmy:

[mel odrama @ilouvrep]

autistic characters who live for their work and whose safe drink is ginger ale

[carmen @gldnh0ur]

kacey musgraves is the closest thing i have to a religious figure and that’s Not being dramatic in the Slightest

[Katie Notopoulos @katienotopoulos]

UPDATE THE POWERPOINT

[nile @nileandah]

this is my version of an egot