Y’all my mother, the woman who raised me, just shoved a fun-size laffy taffy down her shirt. Me-“Mom, why?” Mom-“To warm it up.” Y’all she really just said that to me like it was normal and I was an idiot.
When you find the friends that you can drunkenly sing “All Too Well” and “Forever And Always” by @taylorswift13 you hold on to them. They’re your people. ❤️
“iF tEaChErS wOn’T tEaCh iN pErSoN, i WaNt My TaX DoLLaRs BaCk.” - parents
Okay then well I want the several thousands of dollars I’ve spent out of pocket buying your kids’ school supplies. 🤷🏻♀️
Everyone needs a little sister like Grace. Not only is she letting me sleep in her bed while she sleeps on the floor...I complained about it being hot and she went and got a fan. The hospitality! LOVE. HER. 😍😂
Girl(7): “I’m gonna be crazy when I get a boyfriend. Like I’m gonna stalk him and make him do what I want all the time.” Boy(8):You’re the kind of girl boys run away from but I’m not scared.” 😳I think I just witnessed the beginning of a toxic relationship. Young and in love.😂
Yo @netflix PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE bring back @GilmoreGirls A year in the life Season 2. We need more @thelaurengraham Alexis Bledel &the REST of this great cast..