Gone Girl

former slut

[Gone Girl @ShelbyyyyyV]

I want to die (i’m at the dentist)

[Gone Girl @ShelbyyyyyV]

we are so back (I drafted caleb williams)

[Gone Girl @ShelbyyyyyV]

my husband got me a vintage gumball machine for my birthday and just like wow I love feeling seen…. i’ve talked about buying a gumball machine for two years and now I have one!!!!!!!

[Gone Girl @ShelbyyyyyV]

dogs out at the AMC is crazy

[Gone Girl @ShelbyyyyyV]

@Fraternizing probably the same person trying to get into my fedex account??

[carson. @playboixcarson]

Melanie cursing Sincere out while staying loyal to him is not eating it for me. I’m so sorry.

[Gone Girl @ShelbyyyyyV]

I love summer! sitting out in my swimming suit, drinking tequila, and watching love island!!

[Gone Girl @ShelbyyyyyV]

im a hypochondriac and an ER nurse and im actually losing my mind about this right now

[jo. @sereneObscurity]

i bring a sort of ‘omg do you have a letterboxdddd’ vibe to the function that people who watch 4½ movies a year don’t really like

[Gone Girl @ShelbyyyyyV]

back in my uncrustables era (depression)

[Gone Girl @ShelbyyyyyV]

@RadMothering @CrimeWatchMpls @MN_CRIME i’ve been wondering the same. been refreshing twitter hoping someone else would mention it.

[Gone Girl @ShelbyyyyyV]

no offense to physical therapists but i’d rather be dead than go to physical therapy today

[Gone Girl @ShelbyyyyyV]

ringing in the new year the way god intended (watching heated rivalry)

[Gone Girl @ShelbyyyyyV]

mormons really hit the nail on the head when they created swig

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

oh she’s quick

[Gone Girl @ShelbyyyyyV]

about to get an MRI where they have to stab a needle into my hip socket,,,, hope I don’t pass away!!!!

[Gone Girl @ShelbyyyyyV]

@Fraternizing lmao I drive past this to get home from work and I always thought it was weird graffiti too i’m glad it’s covered up

[Gone Girl @ShelbyyyyyV]

i’m a woman of taste!

[Letterboxd @letterboxd]

Happy #LetterboxdFriday! Time to post your #LastFourWatched 📲

[Fallon @filthtofilth]

I feel like I have rabies but like emotionally

[Gone Girl @ShelbyyyyyV]

i’m maturing (I think tony soprano is hot)