Sheldon

[photon⁹⁷ 🍁 | 🇦🇷🇪🇸 @Red_Mercury___]

@Barca__pictures When you keep claiming Bluetooth goals, of course your teammates won't respect you.

[♡ @Bonmatimessi]

his teammates' reactions say it all

[Sheriff Lobo @tahoe7teen]

“People with REAL money never flaunt their wealth, only ghetto people do that” - Random broke people on Twitter

Meanwhile…

[MADOU @madou1814]

Tu marques un but magnifique et tu vois quelqu’un d’autre célébrer à ta place

[STAR. @makwande_m]

God given talent. The boy is marvelous to watch!

Relebohile Mofokeng 🤩

[Daniel ( -🇵🇹 ) @General_D__]

A THIRTEEN minutes comp of messi feeding only Mbappe, they spent two seasons together. “KDB”

[Asanwa.sol @Chizitere_xyz]

When i see tweets like this, i always laugh because a whole lot of you are very ignorant about how the system works.

Let me school you on the reality of that "14-Day of no men" fantasy.

You think if men disappeared for two weeks, you’d finally 'breathe'?Lol. You are imagining a world where everything still works, lights, water, internet, just without the men. But you're forgetting that these things are controlled, managed, and built by mostly men.

Now allow me school you on what would happen if men disappeared for 2 weeks.

Day 1-3: The Supply Chain Snaps
Do you know that over 90% of truck drivers and logistics crews are men?
Cities only hold about 3 days' worth of fresh food.
The moment the 18-wheelers stop moving, panic buying starts and before 3 days, existing stocks are cleared and by Day 3, you aren't 'walking peacefully at 3 AM' because you'll be too busy guarding your pantry because there is no food coming to restock the store.

Day 4-7: The "Scent" of Sisterhood
Do you know who manages the sewage treatment plants and garbage dumps?
Without active crews to clear blockages and manage waste pressure, the systems back up.
Trash piles up on the streets. Toilets stop flushing. The 'fresh air' you wanted to breathe now smells like shit and rotting garbage. Hygiene diseases begin to spread.

Day 8-10: The Lights (and The Internet) Die
The Power Grid does not work on girl power. it requires constant, active load balancing by engineers in control rooms.
When those men vanish, safety systems trip. Blackout.
No AC. No refrigeration for your spoiling food. No internet to tweet about your freedom.

Day 14: The "Protection" You Forgot
You asked, 'Protect us from who?'
Protect you from Entropy.
If a fire starts in your apartment complex, who is manning the heavy rig to put it out?

The truth is the world will go into chaos without the other gender and
Civilization is a Maintenance Project.
You are safe to fantasize about a soft life only because invisible men are doing the dirty, dangerous, and exhausting work to keep the lights on.
A world without men is a world not worth living

[knick @Knick_RSA]

Cyril has Defunded the Navy 🇿🇦🇿🇦

This has led to Drug Trafficking and Human Trafficking in South Africa

Cyril must go !!!!!

[Gina @ginnydmm]

WARNING TO ALL SA 🇿🇦 MOTORIST !!!

From 1 December 2025, 69 Municipalities go live on the new AARTO system. What does this mean for you as a driver in SA?

1. Fines will follow you home.
In the past, if you got a traffic fine in GQ and you lived in GP, there was no single system tracking all your fines. AARTO will be national so it won't matter where you got the fine.

2. Traffic Fines will be served electronically on your phone and or email. You will have no excuse of not receiving the fine through the Post Office.

3. You will have 32 days from the date you received the notice to pay the fine at a discounted fee of 50%. Should you fail, the full amount is due thereafter.

4. You will not be able to renew your license until all outstanding fines are paid.

5. A point system will be rolled out (Sep 2026) and linked to your fines. We all start at 0 and accumulate demerit points each time we commit a traffic vilation. (Eg you will get 3 points for using a cellphone while driving and 6 points for driving under the influence of alcohol).

6. Consequences:
Your license will be suspended for 3 months if you reach 15 points.
If you get 3 suspensions, your license will be cancelled.
However, 1 Points will be removed every 3 months should you have no new infringements.

Please make sure you are aware of this as you go on your holiday in December.

As Per: https://t.co/mjCBL82qVJ

[Ndaedzo Nethonzhe @NdaedzoNN]

This is heartbreaking man. My goodness

[IOL News @IOL]

▶️LISTEN 🚨
This is the recorded call between Lt Gen Nhlanhla Mkhwanazi and Cedrick Nkabinde, Senzo Mchunu's chief of staff, which has been presented to the ad hoc committee by the suspended minister. Mchunu claims the audio shows that the KZN police general made threats against him, saying he should reverse his decision to disband the Political Killings Task Team.
▶️https://t.co/hMViFlLTw1

[TK @TeaKupps]

Messi was making a mockery out of defenders like Nesta, Ashley Cole, Evra and Cannavaro at just 19 lol

[Dr Nasiphi Moya @nasiphim]

This is how he introduces himself, Mzantsi. UMbulazi, UMntungwa, Mzilikazi kaMashobane 🇿🇦♥️🇿🇦

[Musa Khawula @Musa_Khawula]

FOLLOW THE MONEY: VUSI 'CAT MATLALA'

Part One:

- KZN Police Commissioner General Mkhwanazi has revealed that Vusi 'Cat' Matlala and his criminal friends have stealth funds at Tembisa Hospital.

- General Mkhwanazi has linked Vusi 'Cat' Matlala and his dangerous friends to the murder of DJ Sumbody and business foes, all under the protection of the Police’s most senior management and Minister.

- The missing gun remains the explosive link between Vusi 'Cat' Matlala and the ANC’s presidential hopeful, current Treasurer General, Dr Gwen Ramokgopa.

- Dr Gwen Ramokgopa whomst Vusi 'Cat' Matlala refers to as 'Ngawa Ko Hae' has been a major beneficiary of Vusi 'Cat' Matlala's largesse and illicit funds.

- WhatsApp messages have revealed that Vusi 'Cat' Matlala made regular cash drop-offs in Waterkloof, at the residence of another Pretoria born and bred businessman, Groovin Nchabeleng.

- Monthly payments of R2 million were facilitated by Vusi 'Cat' Matlala and handed over to Grooving Nchabeleng in a scheme intended to buy political protection for the Vusi 'Cat' Matlala empire and to secure its interests in Tshwane and other municipalities.

- WhatsApp messages reveal that Vusi 'Cat' Matlala provided protection services and vehicles to the ANC’s Treasurer General Dr Gwen Ramokgopa through a conduit security company named Brinco, which is located in Pretoria.

- Private messages between Vusi 'Cat' Matlala and Groovin Nchabeleng, who is the right-hand man of Dr Gwen Ramokgopa indicate that Groovin Nchabeleng was facilitating security contracts for Vusi 'Cat' Matlala at SANRAL, where Groovin Nchabeleng is currently making R12 million a month through irregular PR contracts and at ACSA, to safeguard the country’s airports.

- Vusi 'Cat' Matlala once dropped off an undisclosed sum of money at the Progressive Business Forum of the ANC office in Hyde Park.

xo xo,
gossip girl,

[Minister of Electricity @VITO_G_Wagon]

Updates 🔥🔥🔥

Did you know that when debt collectors are phoning you, you are legally permitted to ask them for?

CHAIN OF TITLE .

Ask them to provide you with a Chain of Title for further engagement. If they fail to provide you with this, you can dispute the debt to be removed from Credit Bureau.

This Chain of title will provide you with valuable information as to how much did they buy this debt from the original lender. If the amount is correct. Are all the details of the debt correct.

Most Debt collectors are in no possession of this document.

Thank me later.

[mimosa bantu✨ @_ThembekileT]

So let me get this straight:
MaM🔑was being investigated in a SARS inquiry led by senior attorney, Coreth Naudè. In the height of this, they attempted to murder Coreth. She survives. Mam🔑s home is raided for the tax evasion allegations and they recover firearms…

[Eyewitness News @ewnupdates]

FROM OUR ARCHIVES: Mkhwanazi spoke in detail about an individual from the North West, known as Oupa 'Brown' Mogotsi, who claimed to be a close associate of Police Minister Senzo Mchunu. https://t.co/7t7iMX4hSB
YT: https://t.co/wS9C2Hdpgi

[SABC News @SABCNews]

[WATCH] KwaZulu-Natal Provincial Police Commissioner Lieutenant General Nhlanhla Mkhwanazi says, "My families are spread across the provinces; it is my duty and the fellow police officers' to protect them, so I am not going to surrender their freedom. I am not going to surrender their safety to anyone."

He adds that "I will die for this badge, and I will die for them, so I will fight this fight until the end."

[MatrixMysteries @MatrixMysteries]

“The most effective lies are never shouted. They’re whispered until they sound like common sense.” – Julian Assange

A Thread Exposing the Everyday Lies and Propaganda We’ve Been Sold🧵

1. Equality Wasn’t the Lie. Feminism Was.

[~clxtch @ney2maa]

Messi kills me man 😭😭