Shell Harris

Me, myself and I

[Shell Harris @ShellofHerts]

@FrancisAwartefe Did anyone tell that “panel” their education is showing?

[Shell Harris @ShellofHerts]

@USMNT We’re not laughing at the team who can’t even cheat their way to a win… honest

[Shell Harris @ShellofHerts]

@cenkuygur Shit, it’s almost like you don’t understand the rules. And thank g-d you did have your “best” player. Now you can cry about how they annihilated you despite your country doing everything in its power to cheat. You’re a laughing stock.

[Shell Harris @ShellofHerts]

@BoLoudon 😆🤦🏻‍♀️ the math ain’t mathing. If something’s reduced 100% then it’s free. Reducing something by more than 100% means they’re paying you to take it.

[Shell Harris @ShellofHerts]

WHAT IS THIS?? #lego #HarryPotter @LEGO_Group

[Shell Harris @ShellofHerts]

Hi @LEGO_Group & community… little help please
WHAT IS THIS?!! Day 14 of the Harry Potter Advent Cal. Lovely build but and we’re unable to identify. I know Lego are better than a 6 legged 🕷️Acromantula But it can’t be a Blast-Ended Skrewt because it hasn’t got the “end” #lego

[Shell Harris @ShellofHerts]

@JoJoFromJerz @60Minutes No. Women were not raped at 14 years old. THEY WERE CHILDREN. CHILDREN WERE RAPED AT 14.
They may be women now. But they weren’t then.

[Shell Harris @ShellofHerts]

Dear @Vistaprint I just wasted almost 2 hours creating assorted mugs and stationery to order, only for your this.

I’m not getting my time back from your painfully slow website and I’m furious

[Shell Harris @ShellofHerts]

@timmo1664 @supertanskiii @chase_blount No, it’s a boy pretending to be a man, parroting ideologies he barely understands

[Shell Harris @ShellofHerts]

@DanScavino Pro tip. If you can’t act, don’t try. This had more ham than a pig in a wig.

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared.

[Shell Harris @ShellofHerts]

@cnni There is a whole generation who clearly haven’t seen the final destination movies and now have adult jobs

[Shell Harris @ShellofHerts]

It’s me, hi, I’m the problem it’s me.

[Shell Harris @ShellofHerts]

@NoContextHumans B

[Shell Harris @ShellofHerts]

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg Erm…. Isn’t it mettle 🤣

[Shell Harris @ShellofHerts]

@WatfordCouncil @AffinityWater @thameswater this is ridiculous. This is SO dangerous and happens every time there is heavy rain. Cars en route to school emergency stopping as the driver realises, cars driving on the pavement to avoid the inevitable accident. Who’s responsible?

[Shell Harris @ShellofHerts]

@Halfords_uk can you please explain the point of booking a damned appointment when there was a list of walk ins prioritised before my booked time and I have been sat wasting my time for the last 15 min. What’s the point?

[knottybarnet @knottybarnet]

@KateOsborneMP Try balancing this one, Fiona

[Shell Harris @ShellofHerts]

@PizzaExpress 🫴