Shelly Byrnes

@NPR listener and @IowaPublicTV watcher. That's my jam

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@AdamKinzinger 🤫

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@AuthorGFAllen Can confirm

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@AuthorGFAllen Historical fiction using present day slang

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@MonicaCrowley Yikes 😳

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@SenRandPaul Shut up 🤐

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@covie_93 Yikes they look like the same person! Only their clothes are different

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@openshutter21 Edgar Allan Poe vibes love it 😊

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@CuriosityonX Alien

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@hannahponting06 @AgingRanchHand Haha exactly

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@cosyposter Nope

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@RichardChizmar Ha just watched this last night for the 10 or 100th time and my thoughts exactly 🥰

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@Faithful2Pray 💪🙏

[Maryam @hell_line0]

i just had to go get a very unpleasant procedure done at the lady doctor. It was one I've had before and I was DREADING it, but...apparently times have changed??

Because not only did they numb the absolute shit out of me, they brought a woman into the room specifically to HOLD MY HAND the whole time. Which somehow helped immensely.

Then, when we were done, the doc (who was wonderful) told me to go get myself a treat. As I was leaving, I got on the elevator, and this insanely beautiful
woman slipped on just as the doors were closing.nd guys, she had a box of donuts. SPRINKLE DONUTS. I have no idea who she was, but she said, "would you like one?" And I said, "I was just instructed to get myself a treat, so YES." It was delicious.

Anyway, I think this needs to be the new standard of care. Boatloads of lidocaine, hand-holding, and magical donut fairies in the elevator...

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@Faithful2Pray Many thanks, love and blessings to you 🙏

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@HunterBiden Well said @POTUS has always maintained that his position is about him NOT being a public servant I’m sure it’s the word “servant” that has him confused

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@The_Secret_Law Affirmed

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@cessadelove1 🙏

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@HumansNoContext Hey there @elonmusk now that you’re a trillionaire maybe provide one to everyone that needs this

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@Faithful2Pray Thank you for your kindness 🙏😊

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@Rainmaker1973 Now do men