Michelle Hofmeister

Student of medicine, advocate for patients, master of silly dances.

[Michelle Hofmeister @ShellyHof]

#wawhsummit20

[Michelle Hofmeister @ShellyHof]

#wawhsummit20 #ourhealthourlivesourfuture

[Michelle Hofmeister @ShellyHof]

I will never ever ever get over this #goodplace joke

[m a x w i t t e r t @waxmittert]

BIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!!!!!! Is that MEDICAL fondue?!?????!?

[Michelle Hofmeister @ShellyHof]

In #PeteHolmes podcast, he asks his guest about a time they laughed the hardest.
1. I absolutely love this question
2. One of mine is this shot from #BoJackHorseman Sometimes I think about the writers pitching this idea and just coming up with ridiculous names and laughing

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

yeah I love SNL

S tevie
N icks singing
L andslide

[✨ just jack ✨ @luxurytrash_]

No one:

Not a single soul:

Absolutely no one at all:

Bobby:

[Michelle Hofmeister @ShellyHof]

Things I learned today: don’t do your makeup while listening to #PeteHolmes podcast because you will laugh, and you will end up with a tripod eyebrow.

[𝕄𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝 @MrMichaelSwartz]

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/ >💪🏻 you want a hot body?

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/ >🚙 you want a Bugatti?

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/ >🚗 you want a Maserati?

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💰< \ u better work bitch

[Michelle Hofmeister @ShellyHof]

@flyoverstates I needed this news today.

[Kedzie Teller @Kedz]

Me: I wanna go to bed early.

Intellectual Me: NEW ARIANA DROPS TONIGHT.

[ANewMan @ANewMan2]

This can't be reality. Like honestly even the most contrived fantasy novel would say this is too unbelievable https://t.co/VOz231QZOQ

[ANewMan @ANewMan2]

Like honestly this is a tough decision https://t.co/BgFoXF2mpS

[Michelle Hofmeister @ShellyHof]

I’m not crying you’re crying. https://t.co/q80wPf2rtP

[Matthew A. Cherry @MatthewACherry]

The trailer for the new @MrRogersMovie documentary has me in tears already 😢

[respectful huff @alexqarbuckle]

I just found out about this dude who paints magnificently subtle and expressive bird portraits and gives them completely insane names and I love him https://t.co/DMQ4MI7fBX

[George M Johnson Garçon @IamGMJohnson]

A transgender bar was shot up and got NO COVERAGE. A black trans woman was injured and got NO COVERAGE.

If Black Lives Matter, so do black trans lives. We gotta do better and be more vocal. https://t.co/LPg3a7zDXG

[Michelle Hofmeister @ShellyHof]

Other outcomes of pelvic exam: eval for vulvar disease, vaginismus, vulvodynia - things that may not come up on history or ROS #phcw15

[Michelle Hofmeister @ShellyHof]

Interesting disc of the pelvic exam - lots of evidence against annual pelvics especially regarding as screening for ovarian cancer #phcw15