Sheri Lewis

I live my life vicariously through friends, movies and Anna Kendrick tweets.

[Sheri Lewis @SheriLynnLewis]

@tombraider am I an idiot for thinking that, since I pre-ordered, I would be able to play today? It’s 8:46 pm.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Any politician who passes laws to suppress the vote is a political coward and needs to get another job.

[Sheri Lewis @SheriLynnLewis]

@CelebrationCnma Have to have white cheddar and lots of butter. And a cherry Pepsi to wash it down.

[Celebration Cinema @CelebrationCnma]

What's your perfect popcorn combo? Comment and retweet for your chance to win before buckets go on sale April 28th!

[Sheri Lewis @SheriLynnLewis]

@pattonoswalt I am so deeply sorry for your loss. Best wishes to you and your family.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

It's critical now. Poaching and Trophy Hunting are causing extinction. Don't believe anything different. They kill for fun & money.

[Sheri Lewis @SheriLynnLewis]

Nothing makes me want to chain smoke and drink whiskey like binge watching @MadMen_AMC.

[Sheri Lewis @SheriLynnLewis]

@CelebrationCnma "anyone who slaps their knees twice is an assassin" #GetHard

[Sheri Lewis @SheriLynnLewis]

She's a big fan of story time. #readyourkidadamnbook

[Sheri Lewis @SheriLynnLewis]

Nothing fits as well as a free t-shirt.

[Sheri Lewis @SheriLynnLewis]

Just to throw this out to all you guys....I've never known a girl who liked a dick pic. Ever.

[Sheri Lewis @SheriLynnLewis]

This week is dragging by for no reason other than I want to watch #TheJinx. I'm dying here!

[Sheri Lewis @SheriLynnLewis]

Make sure to wish your mom a happy #InternationalWomensDay. It's more important than Mother's Day. It's about her rights as a woman.

[Sheri Lewis @SheriLynnLewis]

Just found a Blitz hair in my toothbrush while I was brushing. My mouth felt dirty and fresh at the same time. #timetoshavethedog

[Sheri Lewis @SheriLynnLewis]

Happy #WorldWildlifeDay from Baby K!

[United Nations @UN]

Calling all young people. Apply now for @UNAOC summer school. Application & eligibility details are here: http://t.co/efa0ITbXM3

[Sheri Lewis @SheriLynnLewis]

Nothing quiets a crying baby as fast as a @tomwaits album.

[Sheri Lewis @SheriLynnLewis]

Sweet baby Jesus I want Chinese food. #fatgirlstruggles.

[Sheri Lewis @SheriLynnLewis]

If you can name one thing better than sweatpants straight out of the dryer, I'll punch you in the throat & call you a goddamn liar.

[Sheri Lewis @SheriLynnLewis]

Sad, sad day. #RIPLeonardNimoy #LiveLongAndProsper