Keith Stank

Not the sheriff—just memes and information on Keith Stank's ‘constitutional’ love for questionable policies. #Satire #Parody #JestersPrivilege

[Keith Stank @SheriffStank]

Don’t you dare show up to the last breakfast of the year. Do NOT make my life HARDER by holding me ACCOUNTABLE for SHIT I SAY 🤫

Bfast with the Sheriff 8-10am @pineconecafe

[Keith Stank @SheriffStank]

I rather live in Florida 🏝️

Sick of your shit don’t come to my breakfast unless you align with my provocative sensibilities🍹

Thanks for hosting @electriccoffeehouse 😘

[Keith Stank @SheriffStank]

I’d rather live in Florida 🏝️

Thanks for hosting my lil buns🍞 @electriccoffeehouse

[Keith Stank @SheriffStank]

No I wasn’t hiding 🫣 I was just reflecting on how much of a positive impact I’m having on the community. I’M NOT SCARED OF THE LIBERALS AND THEIR FREE SPEECH!!

Next Breakfast with the Sheriff:
October 25 @electriccoffeehouse
7-9am - Sumner, WA

[Keith Stank @SheriffStank]

Oops

[Keith Stank @SheriffStank]

Note to self: Better not include DUIs

[Sheriff Keith Swank @SaveOurSheriff]

Democrats in Olympia want to have "qualifications" for sheriffs. That's Democrat for "disqualify whoever we disagree with". I know, lets have qualifications for EVERY elected official. I'll help write it up. First, no felony or DV convictions. What should we include on my bill?

[Keith Stank @SheriffStank]

Who tf posted this outside of @mudbay in Tacoma? You think you’re funny using fonts my wife likes? 😤

[Keith Stank @SheriffStank]

Through God, all things are possible — including winning this Sheriff’s seat with just 34% of the vote 🙏 #blessed

[Keith Stank @SheriffStank]

Whatever you do - don’t come to the breakfast and ask me real questions. I’m just here to stoke my folks and get my re-election campaign goin’ 😤

Breakfast with StanKKK
@postandpour 7-9AM TOMORROW

[Keith Stank @SheriffStank]

@ag_washington_state no steppy 🐍 😝

[Keith Stank @SheriffStank]

One time I got back from drinks with the boys and I asked ChatGPT if it’s gay to want to be pegged by my wife. Then it offered to make me a script for the convo. 👉🏻👈🏻#Justaskingquestions #isitgay #2ndamendment #transrights

[Keith Stank @SheriffStank]

WHY IS EVERYONE BEING SO MEAN TO ME ???
It’s like I was shot on Wednesday too 😢

[Keith Stank @SheriffStank]

This chicken tastes funny - link in bio 🐔

[Keith Stank @SheriffStank]

@fox13seattle You can't silence me FOX 13, now shut up 😤😡

[Keith Stank @SheriffStank]

@komonews I'm just asking questions! I'm not the only one who JAQs off! 😠

[Keith Stank @SheriffStank]

@thenewstribune This is the only inflammatory post I see 😤

[Keith Stank @SheriffStank]

@Mynorthwest What I say while Running for a Better office is my business 💖💅🏼

[Keith Stank @SheriffStank]

Should the WSCJTC be labeled and treated as a domestic terrorist organization?

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The Washington State Criminal Justice Training Commission announced it is investigating Pierce County Sheriff Keith Swank and his social media.
https://t.co/vKKoZsQN1K

[Keith Stank @SheriffStank]

@PierceSheriff MGMT - Kids 2:45

[Pierce Co Sheriff @PierceSheriff]

For Immediate Release: